Recruiting Pasta - Toxic, elitist sweatlords only

IGN:soni
Forum Link:soni
Job:night lord
Level & HP:166 16k hp
Range (or magic) with maple warrior only: I think it’s around 2500?
Relevant mules: kappaaqueen the first ht mule who is an absolute goat. Ask shitmory about her
Timezone: central
How you make your mesos: sitting in fm waiting for people to quit so I can yoink it hehe. Or get 40b of assets for free
Reason(s) for joining Pasta: I want to be one of the bests
Goal(s) while in Pasta: slay the bean
Previous guild(s): beaters animals meaters heir vivid and basic
Reason(s) for leaving your previous guild: they constantly call me a shit jr especially @kardia

 

You know me too well skar. It’s been 4 years!!

 

Application Format:
If you are an attacker, please include your weapon, cape, and gloves under range.
If you are a mage, please include your weapon, earrings, and gloves under range.
Preferred Name: dwayne the rock johnson of the johnson clan
IGN: dwayne
Forum Link: idk what this means [link]
Job: pally
Level & HP: high
Range (or magic) with maple warrior only: im a pally so i don't think im range
Relevant mules: n/a
Timezone: im American but also a degen so you can call me mr. worldwide
How you make your mesos: i get an allowance from my current guild master but occasionally i make a good roll
Reason(s) for joining Pasta: many
Goal(s) while in Pasta: to join the greatest guild yet!
Previous guild(s): let's leave the past in the past
Reason(s) for leaving your previous guild: pls refer to "Reason(s) for joining Pasta"

 

Do chair stonks count as equipment? Asking for a friend

 

server wipe can't come soon enough

 

do you accept pasta characters?

 

this made my day

 

Preferred Name: The FitnessGram PACER
IGN: The FitnessGram PACER Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The test is used to measure a student's aerobic capacity as part of the FitnessGram assessment. Students run back and forth as many times as they can, each lap signaled by a beep sound.
Forum Link: Come on man just click to the left of this post
Job: Unemployed
Level & HP:
Range (or magic) with maple warrior only: I'm not a maple warrior
Relevant mules: Yes, ign Nightz
Timezone: Nighttime, preferably
How you make your mesos: Unsolicited nudes
Reason(s) for joining Pasta: new, rich targets for my unsolicited nudes
Goal(s) while in Pasta: Take all your hexamage mesos for myself and try to fund my GMS career
Previous guild(s): Yeah
Reason(s) for leaving your previous guild: Not really

 

IGN: Hiyo
Forum Link: Link
Job: Superior Mage (good thing I deleted my 197 inferior mage)
Level & HP: 183, 4k
Range (or magic) with maple warrior only: 1400ish
Relevant mules: Jake, jaake and Erenyeager
Timezone: shittiest timezone for this server, all runs are like 5AM for me anyways (ST +3 KekHands)
How you make your mesos: gach hoarding 500+ tickets waiting for the next gach buff, soloing zak with my mules using 3 pcs and 6 hands
Reason(s) for joining Pasta: unite with my dear 8TEEN
Goal(s) while in Pasta: live up to my reputation that precedes me
Previous guild(s): beaters, sharters, halcyon (spelling?), muse, basic, kyoto, essence
Reason(s) for leaving your previous guild: to join Soniii by being the best

 

Application Format:
If you are an attacker, please include your weapon, cape, and gloves under range.
If you are a mage, please include your weapon, earrings, and gloves under range.
Preferred Name: Dami.
IGN: Ferluci
Forum Link: https://forum.maplelegends.com/index.php?members/ferlucio.12671/
Job: Bishop
Level & HP: 181, 4,9k HP clean. 27843 MP clean I also have an upcoming BM it's now level 152 but I'll just include it for further reference. I also got a future Hero, is level 57 now.

Bishop:

Range (or magic) with maple warrior only: 1368.
Weapon: 171TMA Ele wand 6
Earrings: 32TMA Single Earring
Gloves: 21TMA Red Marker
Face: 15 int.
Overall: 28int.
shield: 27tma
I don't have INT shoes or HTP yet am sorry. I use 14TMA MON.

'Attacker':
Bluetech, level 152 BM. (maybe it was 151 idk I leveled this week)
HP (clean) 11476
MP (clean) 6822

I have the ability to stale wash up to 17.7k HP clean. which means 18.7k with MBR10 and 30k with HB. But I don't have to tell you that.
Range (MW20): 4249 - 5207
Weapon: 125att, 2 avoid Nisrock
Cape: 9 att PGC
Gloves: 13 att Yellow Marker

Relevant mules: Level 154 Hermit as MU. IGN: Aschtra
Timezone: EU
How you make your mesos: I kill Goby. I killed well over 4-5 million Goby in my career.
Reason(s) for joining Pasta: I used to be in an Elite, Sweaty guild called Beaters. I wasn't allowed to be in there anymore. So now I get back at them by joining another sweaty guild.
Goal(s) while in Pasta: To kill 10 million Goby.
Previous guild(s): [p]erion, Beaters, Funk, Staff
Reason(s) for leaving your previous guild: Not really a specific reason. Just want to try how other guilds work, meet new people.

Do I have 40WS in gear?
I'm not sure TBH. How much do you price a WS? 210-220M right now?
So average 215m, I need 8.6b.
I'm putting all my (tradeable) gear in this list for u to decide:

15 int White Raccoon Mask
28 int Bathrobe for Men'
32TMA (12int) Single Earring
27TMA (9int) Maple Shield
21TMA Red Marker (12int)
21int Crimsonheart cloak
171TMA (10int) Wand 6.

9dex 9 avoid Rat Mouth
7str 8 dex Elemental Pierce
125att, 2 avoid Nisrock
2str 17 dex Red Wing Boots
13 att Yellow MArker
9 att PGC
32str, 6dex Blue Arzuna (stop giggling I see u)
2str, 2dex 2 slot goggles.

Think I go close. I also got 300m in mesos.

Please dont let my staff function scare you.

 

Idk ur sounding kinda poor dami

 

lol

 

Application denied. Reason: leveling a hero

 

Application Format:
If you are an attacker, please include your weapon, cape, and gloves under range.
If you are a mage, please include your weapon, earrings, and gloves under range.
Preferred Name:
IGN: Beasee, Melania, Jubi
Forum Link: n/a
Job: Pogshad, pepesair, ABGbishop
Level & HP: 200 186 196 (9k, 17k, 6k)
Range (or magic) with maple warrior only:
Shad range: 9.1k
Sair range: 6.5k

Weapons:
138 wa Kanzir (c/o 3b KEKW)
35wa dkhanjar (c/o 2.1b PRADA but knowing how he lowballs, it's likely 4b+)
23wa BWG (15b?)
16wa PGC (6b?)

114 DFR (4b+?)

Bishop tma: 148x

32 TMA earrings (700m?)
27 TMA gloves (1b+?)
184 TMA ele wand 6 (700m?)
27 TMA shield (700m?)
8 int yss (600m?)
21 int cape (300m?)
23 int br (300m?)

Chair collection worth: 4-5b
79wa DGS reserved for my budding NL (2b-ish)
30 untradable white scrolls and 2 untradable chaos scrolls in storage KEKW

Relevant mules: too many
Timezone: PST/ SGT
How you make your mesos: multi mage, skele leech, 6x daily HT, eating doordash in Pink Bean
Reason(s) for joining Pasta: idgaf really I'm just here to flex Pepeclown
Goal(s) while in Pasta: to toxicfunny react every post
Previous guild(s): Beaters (not leaving), GodDuckNess (best quack guild), Kyoto (Weebs unite), Crowns (clowns?)
Reason(s) for leaving your previous guild: not leaving KEKW I'm parking my pepe NL in pasta later to white Shitzoni and Shitmory

Actually after writing this post I don't wanna join anymore I just wanna flex that shitlords and sweaty players can exist outside of Pasta too. I wasted countless hours on this game and amassed 35b+ in gear R>Pogpogchamp discord

 

check date and also meaning of KEKWpoint
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