L> Partner to marry (Doesn't have to be hooman)

Hello everyone, With the release of APQ, I am currently looking for self validation...I mean a lifelong partner, by asking for a hand/feet in marriage. I have a few specifications on what exactly I'm looking for and what I can offer to the table.

My Ideal type:
Thicc
Gucci
Must Internet
Preferably human and female, but if you've recently turned trans in the past 2 months and still have a penis then I'm game
2 boobs if female, 3 depending on the occasion

Why you should obey me:
Failure at life who tries to take the easiest route possible
I'm in debt
Drink all day and never work
I always complain it's society's fault for not giving me a chance to show my potential

***This is what I look like when I fancy, so prepare yourself for orgasmic pleasures that you will never experience again***


Don't be afraid to let everyone know about this listing. I'm willing to be flexible and I promise not to bite...maybe just a little

 

Playing hard to get huh, now I definitely want you like popeye's steak fried chicken dinner