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Push right you neanderthals

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Alyosha, May 17, 2019.

  1. Alyosha
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    Alyosha Skelegon Retired Staff

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    For real, the cake boss takes too long because everyone and their dad pushes the cake boss to the left side of the screen rather than the much superior right side.

    For as long as we've been munching on this fat turd's ass we've always pushed left. Well this is the act of SHEEPLE who never bothered to test their DPM to see that they're silly when the vastly superior right side is there to save you from all of your troubles.

    I even have evidence to back up this wild and outrageous claim.
    [​IMG]
    Here's my DPM throwing stars while trying to stay on the red X. You might wonder why it's so low, and that's where the cuckening comes in. You might try to tell me that I'm not close enough, but that's not the reason.

    The reason is quite simple.
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    Here's the fat chode preventing you from achieving optimal DPM gains. The star doesn't pass that point because the star hits the "floor" of the cupcake. It cannot go through that spot because stars can't go down through floors. So while you're chucking stars without a care in the world none of them are hitting because the cake boss is standing behind that lip.

    Test it yourself. Stars won't pass through, and they don't hit the boss when he's on the left wall.

    THE SOLUTION

    Push the cake boss to the right side. There's no lip there you sheeple.

    Translation for the sheeple-minded people:

    bah bah baaaa bah ba baa bah baa bah

    This message was brought to you by RIGHT GANG and DUCK GANG and the superpacs that keep them funded.
     
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    Mott Supervisor Staff Member Supervisor Game Moderator

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    but the sheeple be sheeple and this will hardly change anything feelslikenoneofmystarsarehittingthepuffdaddyman
     
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    i don't really care which way people pin it, but i've definitely used stars during a left pin and gotten 5000~6500 dpm.
     
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    Kill them before they reproduce
     
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    wait people are able to push him? my game froze and crashed on this screen about 5 seconds after the boss spawned SlimeXD

    LEFTCHADS ONLY! OnionCrazy

    edit: just realized i revived a year dead thread. WHO LINKED THIS IN DISCORD?!
    OnionMad
     
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    This happens every year... one day puff daddy will touch that glorious right wall, but today is not that day.
     
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    please people i beg u stop pinning left
     
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    I got called a pepega for telling people to push right. :finger:
     
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    I forgot which direction to push and even though you told us to push right, I told people to push left... I got one coin...

    Karma really be like that sometimes
     
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    8 coins were achieved. Do you see why? Do you see the POWER?
     
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    One of the GM's confirmed this live btw, CH8 GANG GANG.
     
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    RIGHT GANG is truly the most powerful gang. Did you know that while against the right wall, Cake Daddy will knock you further right? This means that you can stand inside of Cake Daddy and be continuously pushed into hitting him more. You hardly need to readjust your position, he will keep you in the optimal spot for the rest of the run.

    Left Gang has fewer braincells than we initially thought.
     
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    What the, since when is this Al Yoshi guy on the Balance Team? [​IMG]

    But yea, I realized recently the the sole reason that most maplers are plebeian leftpushers is NOT NECESSARILY because they're lacking in IQ points, but because Puff Father tends to knock you to his right side far more than to his left; it takes a bit of extra effort to position yourself on his left flank, and thus the unenlightened masses are led down the path of least resistance -- which also happens to be the path of civilizational decline and de-evolution.

    YOUR LAZINESS IS TURNING YOU INTO A CHIMP! JOIN THE RIGHTCHADS MOVEMENT TODAY!
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    I didn't know about that lip, thank you for the information. I will do all I can to push right now. I will say, however, that those people who end up pushing left do so because the cake is pushing them right even when they are on the left side of Puff Daddy. It makes for a counter-intuitive approach when Puff is pushing you right. If Puff can be made to push everyone left when attacking, there is a higher likelihood of people cooperatively pushing him right.
     
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    If cake is pushing you to the left then you would want to push it to the left because that's where it'd push you into itself.
     
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    That was what I was doing. If you push it in the direction you're being pushed, you don't have to worry about maps stopping your stars - you'll just smack it with your claw.
     
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    this server is full of fucking clowns
     
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    There's already a couple *Legends staff* coming out and saying the right side is more efficient, need we say more?

     
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    There is a point where right-pushers begin to lose ground and that is at the cupcake going right. It, like the cupcake on the left side, blocks your stars. In order to successfully push Puff Daddy to the right, the right-pushers HAVE to get in close at the cupcake or you'll start to lose ground. Another thing we can do is if all right-pushers agree to meet on a certain channel. Channels 6-8 are near empty and a perfect place for us to work together.
     
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