Comprehensive QoL Suggestions for Islanders

Greetings fellow islanders, welcome to Suggestion Island we will land in a couple of minutes.

In the last couple of weeks I've been thinking about how islanders have been living and how the future could be looking up for us.
It is a new decade (2020 doesn't count catthumbsup) so we need to find something new and refreshing for the coming decade of meta islanding grinding time.

We will check and discuss upon 5 different topics in the coming thread.

I will suggest Admins to just remove particularly not important messages, else the thread will become a land fill of garbage with useless stuff (no petty arguments blah blah, only discuss the topics taken upon the OP)

New Hair & Eyes
Oh Mai... why are you always bashing our satisfaction?
You're a professional hair dresser and eye surgeon but... can you please learn a bit more? You know, we are slowly fading away with the new fashion thats coming from offland and we hear there are many more hair and eyes surgeries you haven't learnt yet.

Why not add all the Parlour Hair/Eyes to Mai Quest and make it possible to get Event Hair/Eyes in the Event Maps?

Hair & Eye Random Colour
Oh Mai... Mai, Mai, Mai... why are thou so much of a pessimist? Hating on our satisfaction?
Yes, we like how professional you are at haircuts and eye surgeries... but can you please give us some different dyes? and/or give us some coloured lenses?

Yes, Islanders are prone to getting new hairs and eyes in various different fashions by bashing in 300 each of all mobs... but what about colours? I'm tired of my black hair and black eyes and the new feature for creating chars with new colours... well its a new feature (welcoming one though)

We are given the option for Random Hair, Random Eye, Do Nothing...
Why not add Random Hair Colour and Random Eye Colour?

Sinlander
There are thieves in the Island! What? Nonsense!
Yes, we are rare, but we are rare for the wrong reason! Why can't we offer a specific all-class ranged weapon all year long... such as the Anniversary Fork? Or Mittens?

It could be presented as a gift, after completing the 300 kill quest from Mai (as another option in the decisions) OR it could be sold in Amherst Weapon Shop (for a specific amount of cash)


Storage
Ah yes, the fabled inclusion of Storage for the islanders! Nonsense they will abuse speed meta gear!
But are they?

Speed meta can be broken easily with pots and or NX buffs for very cheap (if one isn't interested in farming 1m NX for AP resets).
Why are we interested in a Storage? Well, we want some inclusion to the inner features of the game, such as Gachapon and in general more equipments that are not event-bounded.

I classify myself as a non-eventlander and have always had problems finding weapons that will suit my gaming style for the infinite pig-bashing hours I look at my screen... and after some time I look at my char and think "wouldn't I look cooler with a Red Whip?".

Yes you could say "Just use a NX weapon cover" but why? I want to look at the weapons found in the game and spend the least amount of NX possible (because I'm not interested in about 90% of the weapon covers)

Another problem that might arise is that... wouldn't this give the opportunity for people to start washing from an earlier level? Well, systematically I'd say yes, it would help but it wouldn't make such a dent on late-game already washed up players. (washing from lvl 10 or lvl 2)

Washing from lvl 2/3 to 8/10 will most likely gain them at max an increase of 15mp per LVL (if they really have good lvl 0 and 5 gear), as to mean an increase of 120mp (depending on class it can be ranging from 7 pirate to 30 warrior washes)

Event Inclusion
Yes, this is a problem that I rarely have to experience myself... because most events are presented during times I don't really have the time to play much... so don't be so picky here.

I have participated in one Anniversary, Summer and Xmas Event with my Islander and personally... I see that we are really excluded from the entire game event, and that's kinda depressing.

We are the first players a good portion of new players see and, for some reason, we are the most friendly welcomers to the game.
We are so friendly yet we are looked at as germs and systematically secluded from particular event rewards.

Sadly we islanders don't have much leeway with event features (such as killing mobs +/- your LVL if you're high lvl).
But one of the things we can most likely play with is grinding items over items and we can bash mobs so... why can't we be included in the next Event PQs? give us the opportunity to use our grinding time for the event more, not only for cosmetics. (but please don't do Snowman-like bosses... those are really bad)

This QoL Feature is tied with Storage, if we are not so sting-up about the old past of "smugglers", we would welcome the opportunity of joining the events more completely, without having the event designers think of ways to make it so Islanders can't do certain event stuff because of meta-breaking.

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Aaaannnddd with the rant over... It was a pleasure to fly with you, it was I the captain Motto speaking.
We welcome you to Suggestion Island, please unfasten your seat belt we have landed safely!
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