Corrupt a Wish

Granted, but it exploded your 20 WA cape.

I wish for... nothing :3

 

Granted. The universe ceases to exist and there’s only nothingness left.

I wish for the ability to either grow a full beard or stop its growth so I don’t have to keep shaving this weird ass pseudo-beard

 

Granted. You'd grow a full genuine beard, however the universe ceased to exist and theres only nothingness left.

I wish for, oh wait you granted it. <3

 

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Granted. you are in a coma being held alive by IV and other machines.

I wish Arch Mage Ult Nurf.

 

Granted. Arch mages have been deleted from the game.

I wish I could be paid to play maple.

 

Granted. You are a worker in an illegal underground meso farming facility, you get paid in food.

 

I wish for a better memory

 

Granted, but you’re fully paralysed for life so…

I wish top-tier GPUs were available and affordable

 

Granted, the demand of GPUs goes to the extreme and there is no more silicon on earth to make more, it is available and affordable only to the 0.00001% of the top 1%.

I wish I had more courage and determination.

 

Granted, but you are now a rock.

I wish my tofu would actually sear on the pan instead of just quenching the heat.

 

Granted. But it explodes whenever you stick anything sharp into it.

I wish I could travel the world.

 

You can, but any form of transportation ceases to exist. Any travelling you want to do has to be by foot.

I wish for everyone to have the love of their family and friends over the holidays

 

Granted, but everyone only remembers who are their friends and familys during the holidays, and instantly forgets after it.
I wish to have unlimited wishes.

 

Granted, you have unlimited wishes that never come true .
I wish multiclienting was not a thing in ML.

 

Granted, but you know suffer from short-term memory loss

I wish for a warm and happy summer