walk run and bike journal (inspire by spencil2)

hello
this is my walk run and bike journal (inspire by spencil2)
thank u for coming

if i go 48 hours without updating this thread with real progress, then i will PERSONALLY donate my entire chair collection to Pasta guild.

day 1
- 5 mile run slightly downhill + 5mi jog slightly uphill
- total miles so far: 10mi
- no work today (yes im finally employed, employed sku = happy sku)

maples

some notes
- this char will be 100% single client (nomule) and self funded (other than nx i banked for conveniences like clothes, pets, inventory, but nx is free anyway)
- yes im still using the same dumb hat (sorry its my fav hat) and the same dumb face (sorry but marble 4 life)

plans

• get lebel 35 to equip lionheart (op sword)
• farm and sell roses from hhg2 until the inevitable race to the bottom drops them to 50k each
• ???

 

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day 2
- 2mi walk (not super used to running longer distances yet so taking it easy to make sure i recover from yesterday's 10mi)
- total miles so far: 12mi

maple

- farmin some fire boars to try and sell red rose (original farming strategy do not steal pls)
- i got chair! (playing it safe and selling before it goes to Pasta)
- warrior life is going well, now let's continue to slash blast for 100 more levels

plans

• sell chair cuz need munmuns
• add some more int cuz we pretty storng rn

ty nickolas!
no numbers yet but ill get a fitbit or something soon and start spreadsheeting data

 

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day 3
- 6.5mi run, pace of 8:37 mins/mile
- 1mi walk
- total miles so far: 19.5mi

maple

- sold chair we rich now
- i got a 10 att glove for 10m
- also got some swords ahead of time. got every wep i need until 150
- reached max speed & jump using only speed pill!!
- grinded at fire boars then came to teddeths (cuz i got a lot of red roses rip market lol)

plans

• get to lebel 50 and get rock hat
• add some more int rn cuz we still p stronk

 

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day 4
- 11mi bike
- total miles so far: 30.5mi

maple

- got good moneys from shop
- killed some boar

plans

• get to lebel 50 and get rock hat

 

hi

day 5
- 5.5mi run, pace of 8:32 mins/mile
- 5.5mi walk
- total miles so far: 41.5mi

maple

- killed more boar (the quest to crash red rose continues)

plans

• get to lebel 50 get rock hat

 

I like maple a lot, but I've noticed that this game has increased my overall level of anxiety from day to day, as well as simply demanding too much time. It's kind of like a toxic relationship where you're urged to put in more and more time and effort, but you receive less and less in return. Again, I like maple a lot, and you guys in this community are hilarious, but I can tell that playing the game isn't taking me in a positive direction.

With a heavy heart, I consign my full chair collection to AkashSky of the (dis)honorable Pasta guild, after which I will request that Kimmy permanently IP ban me from all MapleLegends services. Sku as you know him will disappear from the internet, and no, this isn't going to be a DuckTales scenario where I come back as a 'new person' with all of the same grammatical idiosyncrasies.

I ask that you remember me by all of my most embarrassing and ill-conceived forum posts, which will forever remain available for your reading pleasure.

I do not regret my time here.
Now, on to the next quest.
and dont worry i like running and im not going to stop doing that lol

PEACE!

 

The chairs are SENT!

shoutouts now cuz im rude if i dont

Motto for finally taking the whitepill and living better, proud of u boyo

Ainz for being a great conversation topic every time u left discord due to random drama lol

geospiza for being the real G and encouraging me to get back into coding

Nightz777 for being an all around great and funny dude, and for tagging my trusty BWG, shame funk's emblem is so ugly otherwise i may not be leaving

michaelxii for being the greatest FP, the 5 time T10 champion, and my chat buddy throughout many adventures. not sure what u doing now but hope ur well!

Zooploop aka ziozo for being the #1 most based player to ever grace this game. he will return guys... as soon as he gets better internet ......

fartsy for being the #2 greatest FP and always giving me smiles :^)

Gurk for being based gurko

@fourze for being a cool cow guy and making the best spongebob memes

FatSloth for being fatty fat

akashsky for being one of the most important figures in maplelegends history

Blu301 for being a down to earth guy who doesnt tolerate bullshit

MrPresident for being cool on discord

Oradious for rating me funny i never forgetti

Alyosha for having more humor in one kidney than i in my entire body

Selquin for inventing the triple reverse wavesmash hurricane cancel and singlehandedly saving humanity from total pepegification

Vowels for having arguably the largest e-penis in maplelegends yet almost never flexing

Chris for being the worst pokemon emerald player i have ever witnessed in my mortal life... and for existing i guess? u tried

Hiyo for being ghey

and every1 else i cant remember rn lol sry brain damage

everyone in Chef, California, Agape, Summer, and every other guild i've been a part of who put up with all the dumb bullshit i said and did. i definitely said some ignorant shit in Agape, sorry bout that agape bros, it came from a dark place. California was a super fun guild to be in and i'll miss the days of being online with Ziozo, Wraithism, michaelxii, Toasti, Postcard, et al. kinda wish that i kept playing my NL during that time/that I could go back and experience it again, but alas, time marches on...

awe shucks, all this is making me a little sad. but glad, too..

time to go now


bye lejens