Recruiting Pasta - Toxic, elitist sweatlords only

Do you accept single client Bishops?

 

Imagine not recruiting the #1 Goby killer in the WORLD.

whatever.

 

Dami you're the GOAT don't let anyone EVER get you down, king
PepeHeart

 

I'm not toxic

 

IGN : Tomato
Job : Discord Shitposter

Range : 500 messages/day

I play on Mac so that already means I'm an elitist.
Toxicity is the norm of a Discord user

 

LF GIRLS IN PASTA

 

Preferred Name: Bumpkin / Jason
IGN: Sexy, Brave, Wild, Lazy, Ugly, Rude, Royal, Pure, Cute, Moist, Fried, Dirty, Boss, Simp Bumpkin
Forum Link: i know u gave instructions but im too lazy to go back up and click on my profile
Job: ..
Level & HP: uh idk just maple me or something
Range (or magic) with maple warrior only: i dont have maple warrior sadge
Relevant mules: se, si, hs, hsbumpkin2 the goat
Timezone: whatever you prefer can do any time zone
How you make your mesos: afk in fm
Reason(s) for joining Pasta: i wanna piss eiji off and join the best guild on ml
Goal(s) while in Pasta: afk in fm even sweatier and make more mesos
Previous guild(s): sharters
Reason(s) for leaving your previous guild: guild leader got banned pepehands

 

You are too late I don't want to join anymore.
U guys lost out!!

edit: thank u everyone for the Toxic agrees

 

Character (IGN / Job / Level / HP / MP):
Range / Magic with maple warrior only:

• 90 att dfr (scrolled/placeholder)
• 21 att gloves (bought/scrolled)
• 17 att cape (bought)
• 5 att stompers (bought)
• 6/10/0/4 ele pierce (bought)
• 7/10 specs (bought)
• 9 dex nose (bought)
• 7/20 rbd (scrolled)

Other Wealth (Investments, chairs, coins, etc):


Mules (any character that you have used for progression):

• Gork (SI/TL/PB mule)
• Gyrk (SE/PB mule)
• Gurk (Sed/PB mule)
• Grrk (HS/Res mule)
• Girk (Leech mule)
• Gerk (Leech mule)

How you make your mesos:
Bossing (primarily Core and PB with some HT).

Reason(s) for joining Pasta:
To meet new people and get a glimpse into the sweaty and toxic minds over at Pasta as well as to get access to exclusive spicy memes.

Goal(s) while in Pasta:

• Get to 200 on sair
• Make a perfect gun
• Get tips from the third best sair player
• Find out why Pasta thinks ciders are too expensive
• Learn more about skar so I can write erotic fanfic about them and Horntail

Forum Link: https://forum.maplelegends.com/index.php?members/gurk.27384/

 

I joijned pasta also Nightz and sullivan and Gurk we are plotting evil deeds and being mischievous

 

My goal is to make 28 attack stompers we'll see who gets there first?

 

Hi I would like to apply to Pasta

Under range, please list the gear of your main character along with details on how it was obtained.
(the more details the better, scrolled / bought / donated, etc)

Main Character: 1159 / Crossbowman / 40 / 2710HP / 714MP
Range with maple warrior only: 83 - 254

• Hat: Maple Bandana Blue 13 DEX, bought from someone in FM
• Eyes: Brown Raccoon Mask with only 3 slots left I tried scrolling it but it didn't work but at least it didn't boom or I would be very sad
• Face: Angry Mask 7 DEX 9 Avoid, self scrolled!!!
• Earring: Fallen Leaf Earrings 10 DEX with some HP, self scrolled as well
• Overall: Bathrobe for Men 18 DEX, self scrolled
• Shoes: Yellow Strap Shoes 16 Avoid, I bought this last week from the FM in exchange for 4 Overall Armor for INT 10%'s
• Cape: I don't have one
• Gloves: Brown Work Gloves 4 ATK, someone dropped it
• Weapon: Maple Crow 61 ATK, self scrolled

Other Wealth (Investments, chairs, coins, etc): 3,000,000 mesos in storage and 1,600,000 on my character
Mules (any character that you have used for progression): KAYFLOCK Level 36 Gunslinger I used this character's shwoo shwwoo dash skill to find scrolls in FM
How you make your mesos: I farm Overall Armor for INT 10%'s from PQ's but hopefully people buy my art commissions so I can stop running KPQ it's honestly very tiring
Reason(s) for joining Pasta: To intimidate my party members in LPQ
Goal(s) while in Pasta: Make friends
Forum Link: https://forum.maplelegends.com/index.php?members/1159.57503/

Thank you for considering my application!

 

If you accept him and don't accept me, we're going to have problems akashsky.