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So you want to become crack dealer in MapleLegends

Discussion in 'Guides' started by asdsaou, Aug 24, 2022.

  1. asdsaou
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    Let's be honest. This server has a serious crack addiction. And, if you're anything like me, you took every opportunity to profit from it. This is my guide to becoming a crack dealer in MapleLegends.

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    Breaking into the Industry (lvl51-70):

    What? You expected to start selling crack immediately? No, you got to learn about the industry. You got to prove yourself. You got to make connections. It so happens: A fat fairy has a hit job for you.

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    Long ago, a goddess smoked so much weed that she formed large continents of smoke clouds. Over time, she got so good at smoking weed that these clouds became rigid enough to support buildings. Some clouds even gained sentience.

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    Over time, people built their homes on these clouds due to the high that these clouds gave. This place became known as OG Bliss (now shortened to Orbis). However, one day the goddess got so "stoned" that she turned into a stone statue.

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    Her drug dealer was not pleased. In fact, her drug dealer cut her up into pieces while she was stoned, sometimes smashing those pieces into bits, sometimes storing them in crates around orbis tower as a reminder to those who ever have the idea of not paying up.

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    Your job is put the goddess back together, whack this guy, steal his weed seed, and grow the weed, and give it to the goddess so she may smoke again.

    Breaking into the Industry (literally) (lvl71-85):

    Now that you've proven you can "take care" of certain jobs in the industry, you've gained a reputation. People are taking to seriously. Problem is: weed isn't really profitable. If you want to succeed, you're gonna have to move on to the big stuff. it's time you learn to how to make the crack.

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    Head over to Magatia, the shadiest place on the planet. Your target: This guy, Yulete, who makes crack in his lab in a sewer under the city's bank. (Honestly, How much more shaddy can a person get)

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    With the help of the heirs to the 2 major crime syndicates in town, you're going to break into the crack industry by literally breaking into this guys lab. They'll sneak you into his hidden library where he keeps all his research notes.

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    Once you've found his crack recipe, you have to test it. You go to the nearby drug lab to fill beakers of this "suspicious liquid" stuff.

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    Unfortunately, you've been duped. You gotta head in deeper. Kill his minions to get their keycards to access his hidden archives. Once you got the real recipe to make crack, you decide to take the guy out.

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    Take out his muscle. Silence the man for good. Congratulations, you're now on your way to becoming a crack dealer.

    Breaking Bad (lvl85-90):

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    You're contacted by a guy from the underground of Ludibrium. He's not impressed with your product. People know him publically as Mr. Bouffon. However, in reality, he's a crack making genius known for his distinct blue crack.

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    Due to his time spent under Ludi, he's developed a fascination with time and quantum physics. For this reason, he adopted the name "Heisenberg" for his shaddy crack dealings. Heisenberg wants you to deal his crack, but he's got some problems. You got take out his boss.

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    People call him Pap. A cozy name for the father of the biggest drug empire in the world. You're gonna have to start by helping Heisenburg with securing new suppliers, other than those who work for Pap. The key to the cosmic high that his crack gives is tachions.

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    He'll ask you to get a sample of tachion to see if it's of sufficient quality. Then, he'll ask you to get him more.

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    Finally, he'll ask you to get him some "mysterious powder." Heisenburg uses the tachions and mysterious powder to make the crack. He'll makes some samples to distribute to Grim Phantom Watches and Gigantic Spirit Vikings. Unfortunately, they're deadbeats and ain't paying up, so he asks you to try to get what little pieces of his crack remain. He doesn't care how. Beat them, kill them, crush their heads with an ATM machine, it's up to you how to get the crack back. Once you do get his crack back. It's time to kill Pappy himself.

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    He'll ask you to get a badge to infiltration his boss' lair and to take his crack to his old boss as part of sending a message that you've been sent by Heisenburg. There's no turning back. if you succeed, Heisenberg will give you more crack to distribute every 20 hours.

    Profit:

    Now it's time for you to sell your crack. Be sure to set up shop in channels 2-8 of the FM, and in rooms 18-22. You'll have less of a chance to get caught, and your clients prefer the discretion that these places give.

    If anyone asked, you got your money from providing leech. People need their cars.... I mean chars washed. You're just a humble leecher helping them along. Nothing shaddy happening here. This aint no money laundering operation.
     

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    Can I get this in plain English please?
     
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    It is Heisenberg. With an E.
     
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    I'll go through and make some spelling corrections later today. Thanks for catching this!
     
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    :lollipop: pls post another guide for other substances tysm
     
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    This is amazing. Don't forget the sewer dealer Lakelis (lvl21-30)
     
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    People I've met have the worst time trying to pronounce Papulatus(let alone spell it, but that's another story).

    Say it with me:

    Pah. Poo. Lah. Tus.
    Pah-poo-lah-tus. Papoo-latus.
    Papulatus.

    Stress the pu, but don't try too hard to push the pu out or you'll have a bad time.
     
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    Feels like I should be squeezing my asshole everytime I pronounce pu. Is that the right way?
     
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