Corrupt a Wish

granted, but you will have 2 seconds to state your 3 wishes

i wish to have wings

 

Granted, but too bad you also become too heavy to fly.

I wish my cat on my head would wake up.

 

Granted, but every time you make a sound, it poops on you.

I wish to have super strength.

 

granted, but due to your monsterus strength you touched yourself and killed yourself.

i wish to get noticed by GilDesuka

 

Granted but you are not allowed to interact with him/her in any way.

I wish I could travel the world for free!

 

Granted, but your thoughts are subbed and translated to the local language everywhere you go.
I wish I could have ice cream with xNivx <3

 

Granted, but it'll give you explosive diarrhea

I wish I had hella mesos

 

Granted, but you'll be the only player playing.

I wish I was in Project.

 

Granted, but you'll be hated by everyone.

I wish I am not lazy anymore :C

 

Granted, but you'll fall off a cliff while running.
I wish Flow was active

 

Worth it!

 

Granted, But you got some toxic 13 years online in your guild.

I wish i could drive two cars at once.

 

Granted, but you're cut in half for it.
I wish I had some tea

 

Granted, but the tea was too hot and you burned your tongue!! (sorry Gil haha)

I wish it was sunny outside today!!

 

Granted, but you'd get a sunburn. ):

I wish I had super soft, silky, straight, long, voluminous asian hair. *-*

 

Granted, but you're a panda bear.
I wish I was a tree (I really do)

 

Granted, but you get chopped down

I wish i could crack open a cold one with the boys

 

Granted, but the boys are phonies.
I wish I had more manga

 

Granted, but your mom took all off them because you had to study better.

I wish i had a two headed dog with three eyes!