Corrupt a Wish

Granted, Time only moves when EVERYONE on earth wants it to move.

I wish I had my own house.

 

Granted but your house is a rubbish bin

I wish I can wake up and be 15 years old again

 

Granted, you will wake up on the day you turn 15, but before that day end, a serial killer will kill you no matter how prepared you are and your day resets.

I wish we did not forget about this thread.

 

Granted. Everyone just ignores it though.

I wish I'd never get hungover without giving up drinking

 

Granted, but your allergic to alcohol. The fatal kind.

I wish I was Richie Rich.

 

Granted, your legal name has now been changed to Richie Rich, but you are extremely poor and everybody confuses you with your better looking friend “Thomas”.....

I wish all previous wishes never came true.

 

Granted, but you have lost your memory and you have no idea that it happened, or who the hell are you....

I wish i had a master's degree in applied mathematics .

 

granted, but you are unable to see/hear/speak anything else that is unrelated to mathematic.

since i dont have a wish of my own
im gonna wish that the person who is going to grant my wish has a uncorrupted wish.

 

Granted....... But you dont have a wish so.... Not granted?SeemsGood

I wish I had the best job in the world!

 

awwww wanted to create a time delayed wish or a paradox xD

Granted but your job is way to good and everyone on the world tries to steal it from you.

i wish i could use magic.

 

Granted but the only magic you can use is the ability to control when you will fart.

I wish I had a better magic ability than Cora

 

Granted, your magic ability is flight by uncontrolled farting.

I wish I could own a beer brewery.

 

Granted, but every time you drink your own beer you can't help but think of warm piss.
I wish I was a red head

 

Granted, but your head is so red its on fire.

I wish Kim would bring Kappa back.

 

granted, but you're stuck with bad cosmetics forever

I wish for more wishes

 

Granted, but he/she/it is way too social to other people, talking mostly to them and not you and is constantly making you pay.

I wish I had nothing to wish for...

 

Wish granted. However, since you have no wishes, and therefore no desires in life, your life becomes unfulfilling. :’(

I wish I had motivation to do my laundry.