Corrupt a Wish

Granted, but you can only fly upwards and never come back down.

I wish i could teleport

 

Granted, after 9 years of development, hopefully it will have been worth the wait

I wish for a perfect bathrobe(ingame)

 

Granted but then all your other equipment (including your weapons) are rendered useless and you are forced with just that


I wish i was a little bit taller

 

Granted, but only by 1 cm

I wish I had a teleport machine

 

Granted but its uses are limited to 3 times before it self destructs use it wisely niv


i wish i had more comfy clothing

 

Granted, but I picked them up for you and they look ugly

I wish I had an unlimited supply of coke

 

( i was actually referencing a 1995 song called "I wish by skee-Lo" ik im old lol)

xNivx Granted but then it would lose flavor to you and all you would taste is sugar water




theKatia Granted but then you whould not be able to let loose once in a great while


i wish i had pink lemonade right now

 

Granted, but you later find out that it was actully a mix of blood and water.

I wish I could do bossing peacefully

 

granted, but there is a 75% chance the loot gets stolen by someone

i wish i had a LeFay Jester

 

granted, but the stats are nerfed.

I wish for a very tasty sandwich.

 

Granted, the sandwich is undoubtedly the most tasty one you have ever eaten but will give you diarrhea for a week.

I wish for a pet rock

 

worth it.

Granted, but it eats your dog.

I wish for the best tea in the universe.

 

Granted, but tea is now made with pee

I wish that every keypads in the world get stuck and stop working except for mine

 

Granted, but you'll be alone in the internet
I wish for a 2d girlfriend

 

Granted, but you're trapped in a 3d world and thus can never be together.

 

(no wish?)

I wish I could be better at jump quests

 

granted, but you can't boss.

I wish for a trained monkey.

 

granted, but he's trained to throw poop at you.

I wish this wasn't so sad.