Fanfiction Thread (Server Related)

Hello everyone and welcome to my fanfiction thread!

Kimberly x Exile

Spoiler

It seemed like a pretty average day at university for Kimberly, nothing exciting had happened and she was just about to head home for the day. On her way through the student union a tall skinny acne-faced boy accidentally ran into her. He immediately apologized and tried to make small talk, it seemed as though he'd bumped into her on purpose. Annoyed, Kimberly ignored this pathetic mans advances and left to go home to her one true love: Maplestory. On her way home she fantasized about being able to administrate her favorite server. She absolutely loved the abusive behavior so often afforded by the members of the community begging for items and buffs. One of her favorite things to do on the server was host events where she'd constantly be criticized. This masochistic attitude is something that also translated into any possible love interest. No guy she'd ever been with had been able to hold her down for long, none of them watched anime or played Maplestory and they sure as hell weren't abusive enough for her. But that wasn't even the biggest issue, she was only ever hit on by skinny dudes--which she had no interest in whatsoever. She wanted a real man who knew how to cook and showed his vast riches through his body. She didn't know it yet but this man would be revealed through her primary function in life--Maplestory.

Being home was the best feeling in the world for Kimberly. The ability to close her door, turn off the lights, strip naked, turn on her PC, and zone the world out for 20+ hours at a time was exhilarating. She'd spent the last 5 hours getting yelled at by Chris and it just made her so excited she wanted more. She begged Chris for more berating but he refused: "You're so fucking disgusting Kim" and he TP'd away. Disappointed, she sat there and began messaging every single person she could think of, hoping to pull some negative attention. No one responded. "What a bunch of fucking assholes! Don't they know that I need someone right now!?!" she yelled. *BANG BANG BANG* she heard on the door "Keep it down Kim, I'm trying to watch porn in here". It was her stupid roommate Jamie in the bathroom located on the other side of the wall where her PC was. "Shut the fuck up Jamie" Kim exclaimed.... *DING* Someone had messaged her back!

Kimberly: PLEASE PAY ATTENTION TO ME
Exile: Hey you dumb slut what the fuck do you want?
K: Oh say more
E: What the fuck? Who even are you?
K: Your new plaything honey
E: You realize you're talking to a greasy obese welfare recipient right?
K: OMG
E: Yeah...
K: What's your number?
E: *** *** *****

Third paragraph to this story coming when CPQ is released.

JewDick's Adventures in Germany.
In progress


DDoSerStory

Spoiler

Jared had done a great many things in his life and yet he still felt unfulfilled. He constantly lacked the praise and recognition he desired from peers, and even his own family. This lead down a dark path, one of no return for Jared. It all started back when he was a kid, he was always overweight and never had any friends. He was constantly bullied and ridiculed for his weight and no one seemed to care about the insults being flung around--least of all his parents. His entire life Jared's parents had wondered how he'd managed to gain so much weight, going so far as to lock all the cabinets and fridge so he couldn't possibly grow bigger. As Jared got bigger and bigger he finally decided to make a change because he was done with the abuse. He started starving himself and after a couple years he managed to drop all his weight. However during this time his only friend was a 15 year old girl who worked at the local Subway. So during this time he spent losing weight he hung out at Subway and most just assumed it was because of this he was losing weight. He was approached and coached through a fabricated story which claimed Subway was how he had lost his weight. There was only one problem with this future and that was where Kimberly entered the story. You see, Kimberly was part of the top secret NSA operation within MapleLegends and when Jared was found out to be a child abuser, Kimberly was the one working the case. So here we are today, the server being DDoSd because of an admin's justice. The issue should be dealt with swiftly, and Jared should be fogled again.