King of the hill

cora spots the hill covered in penguins. without any second guesses cora dressed up like one of them and invaded the troup. some of them were a bit vary but nothing a bucket of fishes cant fix. slowly but surly she reaches the top were sushi was standing.the moment cora reached sushi, core forcefully put sushi into a fish costume and spilled the remainins from her fish bucket over him. now with the costume and the fish smell sushi had no other choice to flee from his own armee.

and while cora still stands on top watching suishi run away from his penguine
she thinks to herself :"i guess now Im king of the hill!"

as for my defence im gonna be simple and build a big wall with a moat filled with water and some crocodiles.

 

1. Kalash picks up a ladder and lays it over the moat. The ladder is not long enough and falls into the moat and as the crocodiles devour it, Kalash shits his pants.
2. Kalash finds some fresh jeans and brings a big trampoline to jump over the moat. He smacks into the wall, finding out it is made of cardboard and therefore knocking over the wall. He was astonished to see that the "hill" that was being protected was actually a pit with spikes on the bottom. Using the big cardboard wall, Kalash crosses the moat to get back to civilization.
3. Kalash goes to sushi boy and promises revenge for Cora taking his wall.
4. Sushi boy reveals the real location of the hill, but refuses to leave his new (presumably better) hill, demanding only that Kalash gives Cora a bag of which Kalash is not allowed to know the content.
5. Kalash goes up to Cora, sitting on her wall being all smug. He gives her the bag and tells Cora to leave before he'll start smacking her on the head.
6. Cora looks in the bag, pulls out a gun and shoots Kalash in the head.
7. Kalash has lost and Cora builds an actual stone wall with the aforementioned moat.
8. Kalash reaches heaven, which is much higher than the puny little hills Cora and Sushi boy have and feels content with saying "I am the king of the heaven-hills!".
9. God shows up and says no. Kalash lost again.

Stupid game.. how can you win against such odds

 

Nrii jealously observes Cora's tacky stone wall and moat. Nrii also notices kalash's fallen dead body.

Nrii brings his explosives, planting one load of dynamite in kalash's body, before tossing it to the crocodiles.
The crocodiles swarm the body. Nrii f3's before the crocodiles explode in a tremendously gory fashion.
Crocodiles out of the way, it is trivial to raft across the moat, blow into the wall, and steal the hill away from Cora.

Nrii protects his beloved hill with a minefield.

Nrii is now the king of the hill!

 

wait so this isnt a discussion about the American cartoon, 'king of the hill', that ran from 1997-2010?

 

Ghost and his squad arrive at the base of the hill at nightfall. Using minefield navigation techniques taught during training, line charges are set around the hill. After all mines have been detected and charges set, the squad retreats to the bottom of the hill. A remote detonation is triggered, and the mines are destroyed. The hill is now free of any explosives. Ghost leads his squad up the hill to the stone wall. Being entirely defenseless and without any weapons, Ghost takes Nrii as prisoner and claims the hill. Reinforcements are radioed in, and Ghost and his team set up sand bags, turrets, and barbed wire at the top of the hill. Plans have been made to set up a forward operation base on the hill within a months time. Snipers are positioned throughout the landscape to eliminate any invaders. Anti-aircraft artillery have been installed to eliminate any aerial attacks.

Ghost is now the king of the hill.

 

after coras defeat she decide to start again after removing some dust from the fall.

as she reapproched the hill she can already see from a far the defenses have increased dramasticly.
Cora decide to check the surounding and think to herself:

"Sandbag covers, multiple people that used to work with each other, guns , organized shifts, automatic shooting turrets and some wires. Man this gonna be tou...." BAM with a loud bang she got thrown out of her though and had to jump into a cover.

"they also have snipers...." cora slowly crawls from 1 cover to another trying to stay out of sight.

and first after she reached a safe spot cora overthink her option.
Option 1 going all out against many people with all kinds of weapon = aka suicide run
Option 2 Becoming a night lord and dealing with them 1 per 1 = also risky
Option 3 Asking Rick and Morty for help

Having a chance of failure cora decided to ask rick and his sidekick morty for help.
of course they werent really thrilled to help since they bussy with other univers problems.
But nothing a good wine bottle cant fix.

After cora explained the Situation to Rick, he just yawn shoot his portal gun and walked inside his green portal.
Without any idea what is happening cora just sat there with morty and waited for his return.
10mins later he returned and asked them to follow him. Cora was asstonished not only did he defeated everyone
the whole hill was covered with laser burnmarks and broken metallpieces.

while she slowly walks around 1 stone pile starts to move and 2 people crawled outside.
it was Nrii and ghost seems like he was able to save his prisoner.

Rick already holding his weapons "ups forgott some"
Cora " Wait, wait no need for that they already lost im sure they go away peacefully"
Rick "they are going to come back they always come back"
Cora "like me i guess "
Rick "fine.... but take this with this you shouldnt need to call me ever again..."

Ricks gives cora a braclett. " it works as a shielding barrier, nobody can touch of harm you,
it also cant runout of power and can change colors. if you lose with that than even i cant help you anymore.
NOW, MORTY COME BACK HERE WE ARE GOING HOME"
and poof they were gone.

Now with all that rubble and junk laying around cora thinks to herself.
"now im king of the hill....? hmmm better start cleaning up."

As for her defenses
Since cora has ricks protection braclet she only focused about restoring the hill to his proper sushi like state.

(rick and morty are characters from a show if somebody doesnt know them.)

edit: ups went a bit overboard with it xD

 

Kargo and his warriors heard about the all you can eat sushi buffet about one of his spies which managed to escape the buffet since he found out he didn't even like sushi.
Kargo decided to send his warriors blindfolded so they didn't see the sushi buffet.
Once the arrive at the hill, they put on their blindfolds and start walking up the hill. Kargo and his warriors find out fighting blindfolded wasn't a smart idea and got defeated.

Kargo failed to take over the hill...