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Hi Diggernick I'm a recovering alcoholic/ex forum janitor!

 

I am a perfect bald guy with cirtical autism, interest is to report people after stalking them on my mules, normally I spent 20/24 hours to do that in a day, and use rest 3 hours chasing online females, my best friend likes boys, puppies, summer with cold ac on and talking to people!

It is gross, i mean i am gross, i mean, my name is gross!
hahahahahahaha : d : s

Also, excuse me, is this your thread？ Sarael

 

Hello diggernick, it's a pleasure to meet you. My name is Paula, and I'm an Islander on this server.

Aside from that, I have wanted to be the very best Islander on this server. I thought that way when I joined here over a year ago and I still think that way now. I remember having a silly dream to perfect every equip on my Islander back then. And I actually ended up doing it. Crazy to think how I would in theory craft what a perfectly geared Islander would be, and see today that I surpassed that. It makes me happy to pass my gear set around to friends and have my off meta hobby be useful to others. But it's not just about spending, what, spending countless hours praying to Kimberly every night, so my 10% scrolls would work. It's about trying to play the Islander well, learning all the mechanics on certain map(s) to make grinding the most efficient. Shout out to Chrizz for showing me a lot of tips and tricks!

I'm one of those gamer girls who has an obvious try hard penchant. But honestly, what I value in this game most is the people I've met. I remember writing my profile status: "HLTV's Favorite Austrian, Austrian Lesbian." I'll admit, prior to playing Legends, I was indeed a forum troll. Good and bad, I've done both. But really, prior to joining Legends, I was really jaded about humanity in general. This is mainly due to the fact that when you come from a place where everyone is a troll, it's hard not to adapt to that behavior. Legends changed my perspective a lot, and that is mainly due to the community. Many players here are kind and just genuinely good people, I remember when I first joined, Piffy gave me a small loan of 1 million mesos, which I used to buy some Scroll for Pet Equip. for Speed 60%'s. I'd like to take this moment to that Piffy for giving a noob like me a portion of her savings. But by doing this, some of the Legends members actually made some charity threads for new players, which is what I love about this community! But of course, you will always meet some haters and retards along the way, which is totally normal. All you have to do, is block them out.

With that being said, I hope you enjoy this wonderful community. If you have any questions, feel free to PM me.

 

I always wanted to be an islander's wife, will you take my hand in marriage?

 

Hello Sarael, thank you for the generous and sweet offer. Unfortunately, I'm going to have to deny that offer because I don't even know you.

Excuse me. What did you just call me? I also want to let you know that i didn't spend all that expressing my feelings for you to comment "Too lazy to read what you wrote nigga." How would you like it if your English professor told you to write a 10+ page paper, and you receive it back with the comment: "Too lazy to read what you wrote nigga." Exactly, I wouldn't be happy either. I don't like the way you responded to me, diggernick. I'm expecting a formal apology in my PM's as I don't want to start any drama here.

 

Too bad, I have eyes for the true prize, admin waifu

Too lazy to read what you wrote nigga

 

Ya this is really long, don’t be 625 and eat your muffin!

Oi! Hands off! Mooshy is mine! U take his butt!

 

I feel incomplete but soon united. #zhang

 

Maybe you just need some Kimberly in your life.

 

Excuse me, can you start the drama here instead. As it's very inconvenient for me to view the drama if it occur in PM instead, thank you for the understanding. I believe you're not the type to cause inconvenience to others

 

! I smell something weird.

 

Me and Nate were talking about someone forgot to keep the dog. We need to call cleaners to take it away.