Dumb ways to die - Maple edition

When I first did the CWK jump quest to get to Windraiders, I wanted to see what the pillar did if it hit you, so I intentionally ran into it. I assumed it would either do negligible damage like obstacles in most JQs, or that it would teleport you to the start, or even push you in one direction. Not once did I think it might 1 shot me. It was a sad day.

 

Swapping fork for wand at puff daddy map in order for me to teleport when the timer ends

 

Ive never died on this server yet

 

Trying to be the hero as bucc with oak barrel during gpq, thinking you can pass golems - only to die seconds later because it has a chance of breaking lol.
yes I tried dis.

 

Thinking that before k logged off on bishop I went to FM because that would be smart...nope, logged in at Shaolin 5-6 and poof dead.

 

Died in HT. jk, ive never died from HT

 

As a balance team member, do you think that's a good reason to buff HT? Never dying in HT seems a bit problematic for a late-game boss, especially for one that's the strongest at the moment.

I propose that we add 2 more heads to HT. Thank.

/s

 

I propose we add 30more mins to the timer for new players who decide to HT, if DCs happen, they become unlucky (serious proposal actually)

 

Alternatively, dumb ways to kill Eiji in HT so we can prevent HT buff. The sake of the world is in your hands.

 

Yesterday at mannies tried to type as fast as possible but wasn't quite fast enough. And then Will told me that there's a rope I can hang on to...

 

Dying in apq map cause apq queen Bonbonz is too passionate about hunting keys but got to afk


Dying 1 min into HT cause ChickenChop rushed into head

 

OMG I finally understand this, and I think that if you didn't die like this the first time in cwk, are you even human?

Also, thought I was badass enough to tackle BF when it spawned on top of HH at the Elderwraith infested map.
Fact is, I was barely dealing with HH with all those elderwraiths flying around. They're not one of those babies I can 1 shot with hurricane. What's really bad is that I thought if I use that one basket I've had saved for a special occasion since last Valentine event, I'd just suddenly be able to tank everything.

... the story didn't really get better from there even when I called on a guildy to help avenge my own death with me (we both died, twice).
OH AND did I mention my safety charms expired a day prior?
Toast.

 

i only died 3 times on this server, first one was in manes of ellin when i was at lv 4x, same mob sprite but one take me 5k, other 2 times was on tottem when i went to wr e.e