Other frankly embarassing loading times for *.maplelegends.com/* webpages

you got this shit behind 137 CDNs and reverse proxies or what? i get consistently piss-poor loading times (regardless of cache usage or dis-usage on my own part):

(the above measurements are from loading https://maplelegends.com/lib/npc)

ye you read that right, somewhere between 17 and 18 seconds. now my internet connexion ain't exactly the fastest draw in the west, but i assure you it ain't no slouch and i ain't usin it for anything else at the moment.

hey, maybe it's my browser. but i tell ya hwat, i tested this shit with Firefox 65.0.2 (the latest stable version as of this writing, 2019-03-05) AND with Chromium 72.0.3626.121 (the latest stable version as of this writing, 2019-03-05) and boy all i got is some funky monkey shit. Firefox just hangs, apparently doing nothing, saying it's "resolving the host", and eventually either gives up or successfully loads. maybe my DNS is just shitting its pants or something, but it ain't shittin its pants resolving any other domain names, dig? Chromium somehow almost immediately gets an HTTP 503 response and shows its generic error page, before (eventually...) finally coming to its senses and lighting my shit up with those sweet, sweet green HTTP 200 headers.

my user-agent string: Mozilla/5.0 (X11; Linux x86_64; rv:65.0) Gecko/20100101 Firefox/65.0

to be more specific, that "Linux x86_64" is 4.20.13-arch1-1-ARCH.†

browser extensions/plugins i got on & shit:

• Cookie AutoDelete (https://addons.mozilla.org/firefox/addon/cookie-autodelete/)
• Decentraleyes (https://addons.mozilla.org/firefox/addon/decentraleyes/)
• DuckDuckGo Privacy Essentials (https://addons.mozilla.org/firefox/addon/duckduckgo-for-firefox/)
• HTTPS Everywhere (https://addons.mozilla.org/firefox/addon/https-everywhere/)
• Privacy Badger (https://addons.mozilla.org/firefox/addon/privacy-badger17/)
• uBlock Origin (https://addons.mozilla.org/firefox/addon/ublock-origin/)

† if any of you buncha schmucks so much as dares to rehash another god damn "btw i use arch" joke i will f,strike you down