Corrupt a Wish

Granted, but you have to walk him 20 times a day or else he will wreak havoc upon town

I wish i could push little kids and get away with it

 

Granted, but they'd push you back.
I wish it was 11 AM

 

Granted, but you'll be asleep until 11pm.

I wish I was a fish.

 

Granted, but you're a magikarp

I wish there were no spiders in minecraft

 

Granted, but instead there will be a mob version of me

I wish to have someone like BlurryFace to sing to me whenever I want

 

Granted, but that someone won't sound as good

I wish we could go to the beach each let's go get away

 

Granted, but touch the sea and you'll be set on fire.

I wish I had a flying car or hover board.

 

Granted, but you will be stuck shopping with me every time.

I wish to reach lvl 135

 

Granted, but it will only happen after I reach that lvl with my islander >:-D
I wish I could draw my mom

 

Granted, but you can only draw her naked.
I wish I could 1-shot Horntail.

 

That's wrong^..

Granted, but as for getting 1 shotted by horntail

I wish GilDesuka would agree to go skating with me

 

Granted, but your skateboard died a terrible death ;(
I wish for a reason to live xd

 

Granted, but someones will always care about you

I wish my legs werent itchy

 

Granted, but now your bum's itchy

I wish I had more energy.. u_u

 

Granted, but there will be nothing for you to spend those energy.
I wish I am still a kid.

 

Granted, but now you're too short to reach anything

I wish I had a pet

 

Granted, but it disowned you straight away after I fed it some food.

I wish for everyone to have great weekends

 

Granted, but you have a terrible weekend.

I wish I had friends.

 

Granted, but only you can see and hear them.

i wish i could read thoughs and block them when its to much