Corrupt a Wish

Granted, but everything else is.
I wish I was home

 

granted, but your home is on fire.
I wish i had a level 13x bishop

 

Granted, but you have dex instead of int.
I wish I could turn 6CO2 + 6H2O into C6H12O6 + 6O2

 

Granted, but that thing won't let you travel in time to be in my wedding

I wish the anime One Piece will never end ;(

 

Granted, but it NEVER FUDGING ENDS@$#_%(% which is not too far from reality already...
I wish Niv would come visit us already

 

Granted, but only for 5 minutes for a plane stop

I wish someone could help me sleep at night

 

Granted but that person will give you nightmares for life.

I wish could help poor people.

 

Granted but no one will ever help or like you.

I wish we could turn back time, to the good old daays.

 

Granted but you'll never lose your virginity

I wish to hit 3 10% in a row

 

Granted but they will be defence scrolls.
I wish maple weapons gave the original amount of accuracy and not this dulled down bs.

 

Granted, but att was nerfed hard instead
I wish, Hp washing wasn't a thing

 

Granted but you'll be one shoted in horntail

I wish for a price reduction on ap resets

 

Granted, but they can no longer be used on HP and MP
I wish we had more Pink Bean stuff on the server

 

Granted, but a new more powerful boss will be summoned and customed to be nigh impossible to be defeated more so than pink bean ever was, one shotting lvl 200 characters just by entering the map, called ultra pink bean (it's not even it's final form..)

I wish for a tamed dragon.

 

Granted, but it's Kargo and he bites
I wish it wasn't 6:30 am

 

Granted, but now time doesn't exist to you which means watching all your friends and family fade into nothing as the progress of time continues for them and not yourself.

I wish I had an automatic bean counter.

 

Granted, but now you have a problem with Empathy.

I wish time would go a little bit faster.

 

Granted, but your movement speed will be decreased by 200%.

I wish every food would be healthy.

 

Granted but it would require unhealthy amounts of soft drinks to digest it.

I wish I could control my dreams.