Corrupt a Wish

Granted but the thoughts will only about very unimportant things.

I wish we had actually good summers and winters in our country.

 

Granted, but tomorrow is the end of the world

I wish I could never be hungry

 

Granted, but instead you will become very thirsty

I wish I had laser shooting eyes.

 

Granted, but you cant sleep anymore because of the fire problems.

I wish i could do nothing all day and still earn money

 

Granted, but you can't spend any money since you literally did nothing at all. ;-;

I wish to invade people's dreams

 

Granted but the dreams you invade will come true in the next 3 days at random events.

I wish I could talk to animals!

 

Granted, but all they say is curse words in a heavy Irish accent.
I wish I could photosynthesise

 

Granted, but now you can't talk since you are a plant.. :x

I wish I could travel the world!!

 

Granted, but you have to have lunch with me.
I wish I was wearing something comfortable

 

Granted, but that thing is me and you're probably disgusted.

I wish Gil notices my last accomplishment on the accomplishments thread

 

Granted, but I didn't actually understand it doe to my bad habit of excessive noobing
I wish Niv could train with me

 

Granted, but I will give you some tense hard training so you can keep up with me

I wish Gil streams tomorrow ~

 

:0 that is a wish came true!!

Granted, but you miss the stream and Gil doesn't record it :c

I wish the weekend was 3 days long instead of 2...

 

THIS HAS TO BE THE SMOOTHEST LINE IN LEGENDS HISTORY

 

Granted, but you work on weekends.
I wish I had food

 

Granted, but its poisonous and the only food around for miles

I wish i had a portal gun

 

Granted but u cant eat them, i wish i had time to play legends

 

Granted, but you have to stay on the island :O
i wish i could swim like a dolphin!

 

Granted, but you cant swim in any massive body's of water.
I wish i could have a good wish

 

Granted, but you'll never get the chance to wish it.
I wish to witness the end of the world.