Corrupt a Wish

granted but its all gonna be in a dream.

i wish i could teleport everywhere like jumper

 

Granted, but you cannot teleport objects other than your naked body

I wish for a small loan of a million dollars

 

Granted, but you will be sealed into a box and not able to get in contact with anyone.

I wish I could control time.

 

Granted, but whatever you do will not change the final outcome of important things.

I wish I could just stay awake 24/7

 

Granted, but you get friendzoned

I wish I was athletic

 

granted, for the next 5 years you going to work out with a fitness trainer,which also controlls all your daily supplies.
and as a bonus he comes with a 24/7 plan that changes every year.

i wish i could read and write much faster

 

Granted, but you develop a severe case of Dyslexia.

I wish I could teleport into animated films.

 

Granted, but you're stuck in a freaking One Piece special for the rest of your life.
I wish I was allowed to power nap during the work day

 

Granted, but you have to stay overtime at work for twice as long as you napped...unpaid

I wish I had a personal chef to help me cook meals!!

 

Granted, but he will be so clumsy that he will burn your drawings

I wish to have a personal all-task female assistant

 

Granted, but she is a trans and gay
I wish it could be 420 alreadyyyy

 

Granted, but you're literally just a giant walking three digit number.
I wish I had time to knit Slime a sweater <3

 

Granted, but it's made out of eyebrows

I wish for summer to end

 

Granted, but you'll end as well

I wish Leslie is active

 

Granted but they wouldn't rack to you.
I wish I was home

 

Granted but you would come home to a wild animal breaking in your house and knocking your prized stuff over.

I wish i had more time to practice my Musical instruments

 

Granted, but you forget your language(s) and can only express yourself through your music instruments

I wish I could sing

 

Granted, but everything you say is in song.

I wish i could fly