Corrupt a Wish

Granted, but in doing so You never wake up.

I wish I liked eating fish.

 

Granted, but you can't control your life when you're awake.
I wish for some tea

 

Granted, but you will only get to eat nothing else but fish for the rest of you life

Granted, your tea will smell like tea, but taste like muddy water


I wish for the wishing well in Neopet to work

 

Granted, but only if you toss 100$ bills in it.
I wish for infinite wishes

 

granted, but each infinite wish can only be used to wish for more wishes, creating a paradox of endless wishes.

I wish for a brand new keyboard.

 

Lol nice
Granted, but the ctrl key is literally sticky, all the time.
I wish for my own parallel universe

 

Granted but you fell in love with a object.
I wish I could draw.

 

Granted, but all time has now stopped.

I wish I could draw.

 

it's a piece of wet cardboard.
I'm down for undead stick figures fighting lifeless mutated monster, could totally work with that

Granted but all you can draw is highly detailed socks

I wish we had more quests on the server

 

Granted, but there isn't a single scroll reward from any of them.

I wish all of my assets increased in value.

 

Granted, but they're all DANGER! <x-G. insert sleepywood mob here> and POLLUTED! <x-G. insert sleepywood mob here> quests.
I wish there wasn't only one way to play maplestory, which is going balls deep 100% all the time
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

Granted, but double posting on the forums will be prohibited.

Spoiler

I wish i had a portal gun.

 

Granted, but it only works on that surface Aperture's testing chambers are made of.
I wish I had sort-of-okay internet

 

Granted, but you can only draw pornographic comic strips of disturbing fetishes.

I wish I had a large stack of White Scrolls.

 

Granted, but they're all doomed to fail.
I wish I had better English

 

Granted! You get nothing
I wish Jelly wasn't guildless for so long