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Push right you neanderthals

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Alyosha, May 17, 2019.

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  1. Alyosha

    Alyosha Wolfspider Retired Staff

    Mar 9, 2017
    9:10 PM
    Dark Knight
    For real, the cake boss takes too long because everyone and their dad pushes the cake boss to the left side of the screen rather than the much superior right side.

    For as long as we've been munching on this fat turd's ass we've always pushed left. Well this is the act of SHEEPLE who never bothered to test their DPM to see that they're silly when the vastly superior right side is there to save you from all of your troubles.

    I even have evidence to back up this wild and outrageous claim.
    Here's my DPM throwing stars while trying to stay on the red X. You might wonder why it's so low, and that's where the cuckening comes in. You might try to tell me that I'm not close enough, but that's not the reason.

    The reason is quite simple.
    Here's the fat chode preventing you from achieving optimal DPM gains. The star doesn't pass that point because the star hits the "floor" of the cupcake. It cannot go through that spot because stars can't go down through floors. So while you're chucking stars without a care in the world none of them are hitting because the cake boss is standing behind that lip.

    Test it yourself. Stars won't pass through, and they don't hit the boss when he's on the left wall.


    Push the cake boss to the right side. There's no lip there you sheeple.

    Translation for the sheeple-minded people:

    bah bah baaaa bah ba baa bah baa bah

    This message was brought to you by RIGHT GANG and DUCK GANG and the superpacs that keep them funded.
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