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Snorf's Journey

Discussion in 'MapleLegends Journeys' started by Snork, Jan 27, 2022.

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    Entry #1: Humble Beginnings

    Hello MapleLegends! I'm Felix also known as Snorf! I thoroughly enjoy reading the journals on here so I thought I'd start my own. So... here goes.

    I suppose a proper introduction of my mainly played character is as good a starting point as any!

    This is Snorf.

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    He's a paladin. He likes long walks on Florina beach and his favourite band is Earth, Wind & Fire. He plays bass in the tribute band Ice, Thunder & Fire.

    His merits include, but are not limited to:

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    I know you gear-obsessed cretins are gonna scream for a full gear screenshot so I will oblige. Prepare to be disappointed.

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    Everything scrolled myself! Except for that cape (...jesus christ).

    As you can see it's a mixed bag... but keep in mind I started this character in August and it's self-funded. Any advice on the most cost effective upgrade to make next is very welcome. I think it's a better shield or gloves.

    Oh and I almost forgot! I have a pendant too, a MoN.

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    As you can see it's some kind of abomination mage MoN. Yuck.

    Now this leads me into Snorf's latest little escapade... Getting a HTP! Should make for a decent first journal entry I think.

    Snorf's in the guild Lore (love you all, big shoutout) and the alliance Elegance (biggest noob alliance btw) was doing a HT run that wasn't at 4am my time..

    Anyway, I've had the prequest done for a long time and was just waiting for an opportunity and it finally came! Thank you to Gonorrhea, yes - that's his ign, for hosting and the runners from Elegance & friends. SlimeLove


    It started off with me panicking not knowing which npc to click in the cave as I've never done HT in my maple career. Back in gms I didn't even reach lvl50 and I quit around before the pirate patch.

    Thankfully it worked out and I also remembered to do my skill quest for Holy Charge. Off we went to kill this dragon mfer!

    First off, the "pre-heads"! This is where Elegance started showing their true colours.

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    There I was, ordered to the dank slippery cave floor, HH'ing away and Threatening like a good little looter mule... When someone, maybe it was me, asked how much touch the heads do. The bucc in the party of course exclaimed he can take the touch dmg "watch this!" ... well you've already seen what happened next. Great work Alex!

    Quick work was made anyway of the first pre-head, much credit to myself and Threaten which is a great skill.

    Pre-head numero dos!

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    Oh. Great work Kevin! Thanks for the host! How did you even manage this?

    We still made it to the main event however after we all finished the jump quest consisting of 5 ropes.

    I'll spare you the details of the fight as all I did was HH and Threaten...

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    What was I supposed to do huh!?

    Oh and there was more death! (Sorry Alex) Corkscrew blow bugged out for sure!

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    Seeing Jeuras' (the sed target) increasing anger in all the screenshots about the resses has me laughing as I'm writing this! SlimeXD

    Everything worked out though!

    And it was time... the looting. Glory awaited!!! Snorf looted his pendant!

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    OnionCrushed WHAT THE FU--














    Absolutely digusting. NPC'd it when I got back to Leafre.
     
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    I am a pally too and begin in almost same time, i liked to read u journal, keep going!
     
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    Entry #2: In the Gutter

    Hi I'm Snorf and I'm a scrolling addict.

    "Hi Snorf!"

    That's right. Snorf's piss poor. In the stubborn pursuit of scrolling a 18+ att shield, he's boomed half a bil. (Chump change for many, but the most mesos I've ever had.)

    Well is he gonna stop? Hell no. He's not a god damn quitter, scrolling made him that half a bil in the first place.

    So mesos need to be made. Enter Snork. Aspiring mage. Snorf's cousin? Idk.

    Here he is.

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    I suppose no one can escape making a mage on this server.

    This should be fun, I/L was the class I played as a kid on gms after all. Back then I went with the ice build because some idiot told me I'd save pots and that it was worth it. Boy did I have some regrets around lvl 40 seeing my I/L comrades lvl way faster than me! I quit soon after...

    But as far as mages go, I/L is the patrician choice. Imagine having poison as an element? What's up with that? It should be earth or something. Earth/Fire mage. I'd play that! Not some poison bullshit.

    Anyway, Snork is almost lvl50 at the time of writing and is currently slaving away at Master Chronos in search of Helm DEX 60s! We're gonna check in on Snork again in later entries.

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    All I can say for now is that he's off to a good start.

    The plan later is to make the move to Nightghosts as he gains some levels. We'll see. All those INT scrolls and then the etc for the BWG exchange... it's tempting to try at least.


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    Now Snorf hasn't only been attending Scrolling Anonymous meetings. He's been pretty busy larping as a ghostbuster.

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    Currently I'm trying to figure out if the time investment of doing two daily Capt. Latanica runs is worth it. Here are my stats so far:

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    Jury's still out on this one...

    Running twice goes pretty quick but the gains barely seem worth it if I'm honest. It's good for a change of pace at least or just something to do while waiting for people to get their asses to scar.


    I also did (looted) HT again to hopefully get a non-grey pendant. This time my guild Lore hosted, thank you Disrupted!

    It went .... pretty darn well!
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    Parts of the gang

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    The true heroes of Leafre!

    And of course, as true heroes of Leafre, they were justly rewarded for their efforts!

    Behold! Fat splits!

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    OnionMuha

    Poverty Dragon indeed.


    Later the same day me and two guildies did some Scar.

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    Let's compare the splits, shall we?

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    4 OA INT 60s (the 5th one was DEX), 1 +1acc earring. For a fragment of the time and pots invested at HT. To be fair to our dragon friend, you can hit the jackpot big time over there with some juicy mw and gen drops. But we found the difference between these splits pretty hilarious.


    Oh and no, I didn't forget. Did Snorf get his HTP redemption?

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    Sure, it's not ideal with the DEX. But it was blue when looted and not grey..! From 3 +6 stats to 3 +8 stats it felt like it was meant to be. So I decided to keep it and egg it. Compared to my terrible MoN it gives me around +100 range.

    Next up: a 5 att MoN??


    Stay tuned for the results of Snork's labour and perhaps some questing on Snorf. Foxpat
     
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    J> Lore CWK runs until Snorf gets the 5 att MoN he rightfully deserves.
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    How could I say no to that face?
     
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    Entry #3: Sticky Honey & Sticky Magazines

    I had a scrolling relapse... I mean Snorf had a scrolling relapse. Mesos were made, mesos were boomed.

    But that's not important.

    Are you also one of those people who just click-click-click-[Accept] when questing in mushroom game? Reading? Ain't noody got time for that, give me exp.

    I'm ashamed to say I do that too, but this journal marks a change for me.
    As a reformed mushroom game enjoyer, I'm gonna be highlighting some quests I come across that I feel are worth sharing and writing something about. This game has so much more content to offer other than the eternal gear progression opium and questing is one of those things, often neglected!

    Let's start with a classic.

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    Remember those long nights spelunking the sleepywood dungeons mass-murdering hornied mushrooms? Then, all ragged and roughed up, relaxing in the sauna?

    Then this guy shows up peeking up your bathrobe and spanking you with a fly-swatter? Yeah I remember.

    This time he had an errand needed doing.

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    Turns out his son has ran away! Sounds like a noble quest for a maple adventurer like Snorf! He seemed more concerned about a magazine though... Apparently his son had last been seen in Ellinia.

    And what do kids do innawoods? Climb scary massive moldy trees of course. That's where Snorf found the sauna manager's son.

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    Poor kid was confused clutching a magazine, lamenting that his father loved the very magazine more than him. Weird...

    Even weirder, he refused to come home or returning the magazine without a massive god damn FEAST!! Little shit demanded FIFTY bananas, someone's special unagi and of course some fresh milk. Snorf, feeling bad for the kid, decided to comply...

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    This lovely lady Rina was the unagi specialist. What's in it you ask? Oh only FIFTY chopped up curse eye tails.

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    Delicious... Oh and don't forget the pig heads! [​IMG]

    Why is she holding her hand over her mouth? Probably because she's close to vomiting from this disgusting unagi! Well it's what the weird kid wanted...

    Ok, now for some fresh milk. The fairies stock fresh milk for some reason.

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    "Hey Rowen, could you spare some fresh milk for this poor lost kids innawoods?"
    "Sure, that'll be ONE DIAMOND please!"

    What the hell?! This is like asking your neighbour for an egg and they demand a thousand bucks. Sigh. Here's your diamond. Fresh milk aquired.

    Like a good little adventurer Snorf delivers the goods.

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    Instantly the kid hands over the magazine and then starts gulping down banana after banana, chomping disgusting curse eye unagi and getting milk all over himself. Snorf's gets the hell out of there, this kid is clearly possessed!

    Alright so what's with this "Secret Book"? Is that... a naked dude? It's a gay porn mag? Snorf should've known... the fly-swatter spanking might have given it away.

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    Snorf broke the bad news about his demon-possessed son, but the manager didn't seem to mind as he yoinked the mag from Snorf's hands and threw a fancy sauna robe at him!

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    Quest complete!

    So this is what I've been missing out on by skipping quest text? This is amazing!

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    First slot.


    Snorf also went to finish the easiest quest of his life.

    This took about 10 minutes.
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    My guildies were crying over farming this damn honey for weeks, so I decided to stay a bit for another.

    3 minutes later:

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    Easy game, bad player.

    BONE HELM GET!

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    Oh, what about the scrolling relapse?

    There's a saving grace:
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    :oops: Glove upgrade in the making? Find out next time on Snorfball Z.
     
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    Interlude #3.5: I Love Myself

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    Entry #4: Excelling

    The Snork

    Remember how I said Snork was off to a good start? Well forget that.

    When I started tracking the gains at Master Chronos 1 helm scroll per hour was the dream. It turns out it will remain just that, a dream.

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    Snork after looting his 4th 2h axe 10% scroll

    I can only assume that the 10% scrolls that drops (staff & 2h axe) drop at the same rate as the helm scrolls. If this is true... well I'm upset. For every helmet scroll I must've gotten two of each 10% scroll. Pain.

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    Mage farming for babbies.

    Yeah, that 3 scroll 1 hour session got my hopes up of course...

    It's... okay. In the context of just being a noob lvl50 wizard however, I can't complain. I wonder if I would have made more at ML5 with Snorf. I might find out some day, but Snork needs to be lvled right now.

    Speaking of lvling, I did a short stint at gs2 as well and Snork is at the time of writing lvl56!

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    Snork rocking fresh-ass robes at gs2

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    Why did I take a stat screenshot?


    The Snorf

    Enough Snork. Here's some Snorf.

    Happily married to his basement-kept cousin Snork, Snorf can now finally do some APQ! Time to work on a juicy appo stack.

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    Salty

    Thanks for teaching me the basics guys! My first APQ ever was a success!

    Snorf's been lvling!

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    Did some 5-6 with a guildie bish. Shoutout to quintus! Dinged lvl149!

    Crimson Guardians!


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    150!!!

    5 more levels and it's poverty dragon time. LF> people running at sane EU hours...

    I also started working on the NT quest line. Remember what I said about reading quest text? Well forget that too, these quests are freaking essays! And I have to read while being harrassed by 5 overloads? I couldn't do it...

    Apart from some of the drop rates I like it though. The maps are nice.

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    I love this map so much. Comfiest map in maple.

    Some easy card sets, too!
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    I did the quests up to and past Burgermot. I really enjoyed Burgermot to be honest, fun to actually have to do some active mechanic in a boss for a change. Zakum and Scar are really braindead as a paladin.

    Oh and Snorf got murdered.

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    An Overload had just zombified me the map before...


    ... In the quest for mesos, extreme measures had to be taken.

    Snorf and some guildies started a gang.

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    Swim cap gang represent.

    7-22 is our corner and you better stay clear.


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    I'm too scared....

    OnionBaby
     
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    Interlude #4.5: .

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    70%


     
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    Entry #5: Depression

    I just want to forget about that mitten. I was convinced to use a 70... and well you've seen the result. God dammit. I really should have learnt by now that 70s are not my thing... I've boomed so much with them it's ridiculous. I think over my scrolling "career" I've landed more 30s than 70s. Never again 70s. NEVER.


    ...


    Since Snorf hit 150 he can finally fashionstory pb weapons. But it didn't last long...

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    Really like the look of this letter-opener

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    Why am I like this?


    There's been a lot of Scar. A lot. Snorf basically lives there.

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    Splits are pretty alright if you duo and get get a pouch or two...


    Slowly progressing in NT as well! Up to Dunas now so looking forward to that. Can't wait til I have the lvls to do these bosses proper for some exp and fat splits.

    Might also start farming Afteroads for some mesos since their drop table looks juicy and HH is perfect for it.


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    Snorf was kind enough to help this noob bucc with his ntpq.


    Short and sweet entry this time since I've not been up to much really. So here are some random shenanigans and shoutouts!

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    Waiting for zak...

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    OnionBlush3

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    Pack leader.

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    It's always wonderwall...

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    ??? Budget Snorf.


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    Wait who's Snort??? ;)

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    The chair positioning has got some fun glitches...






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    Yes I saved this, Nightz... owo
     
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    Entry #6: Nightz's sex life edition

    Still booming items. I think I'm cursed for real now ever since the Sparta. I'm getting desperate. By chance I stumbled on this great site: https://sounds.larry.science/ where you can search and download any sound from maplestory.

    Of course I looked up the scroll success sound to make it my phone notification. I think being exposed to success in my daily life should rub off eventually and I can start passing scrolls again.

    The sound is "Game.img\EnchantSuccess" for the people who want to test my theory.

    As far as ingame goes, I really wanna get Snorf to lvl155 so I can start HTing... but I've pretty much had zero motivation to grind and Snorf's just been a FM hoe in the meantime.

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    I got this sweet axe (polearm) from a guildie (ty Tay)

    This gave me an idea since I'm starting to get sick of christmas FM...

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    Timberrrr

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    Kimmy could...

    Oh yeah and Sniff died... OnionF4

    There I was grieving, desperate to revive my pet and this asshole Bartos refuses to give me the scroll that could give me my beloved Sniff back unless I answer some stupid-ass questions. I got one wrong and...

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    ;_;

    ??? Bartos! SNIFF IS DEAD! THAT'S HORRIBLE!! Asshole.

    Thankfully I could re-do the quest and I got the item.

    Sniff...OnionGirlLove

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    ... what?

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    You're staying a doll next time.




    I teased him last entry and here he is.... Snort!

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    Snort is a shad-to-be. I've always loved the bandit and chief bandit jobs. From having my mind blown as a little kid by savage blow's 6 lines to having awesome fun messing around as a chief bandit on OdinMS back in the day. So it was bound to happen that I would make one here.

    Snort's currently lvl18 from farming presents for the event face... I haven't played him at all really. However since I've been bored of Snorf here we are.

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    Why not try to lvl by going page by page in the monster book? Could be fun I'm thinking.
    So off I went to Lith for the smol snail.

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    Did you know these low-res weird wavebreakers have been here this whole time?

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    Easy first set and a lvl, even went mano a mano with Mano!

    While at it I decided to do a quest from Olaf as well.

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    Since when are there ribbon pigs around Lith Harbor?

    So that was a god damn lie, I went all the way to Henesys to finish that quest.

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    Snort returned with his spoils of war of ribbons and the heads of his enemies and presented them to Olaf his viking master, and liar.

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    Oh and of course, the rite of passage for any new character had to be done while here in Lith.

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    Sky-blue wooden chair acquired.

    That's all from Snort for now. I'll see if I continue playing him but I think I will focus more on Snorf and getting that lvl155.

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