Floris' Adventure (Maple Journal)

summoning my troll army: ~ all the trolls around, bless my thread with your disheartening comments for good RNG ~

Hi there C:

I'm Floris, I'm 23 and a theoretical physics undergrad student, welcome
I'll be making a bowmaster following some simple but major restrictions, just to spice it up a little bit:
- No starting funding from other characters
- HP washing the character (going for about 19k hp at lvl 180)
- No self-leeching

I'll track my sweaty attempts at leveling while trying to keep you all even in the slightest bit entertained (most likely in the form of mocking me :^) ). I'll post daily updates on days I do actually play and make some progress.

It all starts with a stellar username and rolling for that 10 int 4 luk for approx ~3 years:
That I may or may not have paid way too much money for


See you tomorrow on my first progress update ~

Have a great day C:

If attempt 666 (this one) doesn't work out I'll probably be quitting for a couple of months/forever. As for questions about what happened to my previous characters, I deleted them. In case you want to submit a formal complaint, you can contact my lawyer at karenfromfinance@karen .com.
Having enough determination to waste many hours of your own life in pursuit of but too little discipline to actually accomplish the thing is an interesting affliction of the persona. LOL.
"Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results"- NOT Albert Einstein
See I've been saying I perfectly fit that description for years, but my therapist unfortunately doesn't agree.

 

Thank you!! <33

 

LOL this is genius

 

I'm actually on my last account with 300k nx (I used to vote on a bunch of accounts until I got too lazy) so either it'll finally end or I'll actually start providing the content you clicked on the title for. Place your bets now ~

Day: 02.12.2020
Time played: 2.5 hrs
Total time: 2.5 hrs

Hello ~
I hope u all are getting festive as well, I can definitely feel the christmas spirit (though I can already feel that in june but thats okay). Yada yada more renditions of the same circle of everlasting misery playing noob int characters, maybe I like torturing myself LOL. (I actually don't, no worries pls dont call 911 on my ass). Another week wouldn't be another week without another repetition of "Floris tries to come up with ways to deal more than 1 damage". Anyway ~

In game:
Got one gach ticket:


Got to level 15:


Just did the job quests to get there. Also spent a very long time (didn't count it as it isn't really progress) getting sore eyes from staring at the cash shop and trying about every single item in there, just to end up with an outfit I have done before. RIP. It's kinda nostalgic though.

Anyway if anyone still reads these thank you very much and I hope you have a wonderful day full of christmas spirit ~