Floris' Adventure (Maple Journal)

summoning my troll army: ~ all the trolls around, bless my thread with your disheartening comments for good RNG ~

Hi there C:

I'm Floris, I'm 23 and a theoretical physics undergrad student, welcome
I'll be making a bowmaster following some simple but major restrictions, just to spice it up a little bit:
- No starting funding from other characters
- HP washing the character (going for about 19k hp at lvl 180)
- No self-leeching

I'll track my sweaty attempts at leveling while trying to keep you all even in the slightest bit entertained (most likely in the form of mocking me :^) ). I'll post daily updates on days I do actually play and make some progress.

It all starts with a stellar username and rolling for that 10 int 4 luk for approx ~3 years:
That I may or may not have paid way too much money for


See you tomorrow on my first progress update ~

Have a great day C:

If attempt 666 (this one) doesn't work out I'll probably be quitting for a couple of months/forever. As for questions about what happened to my previous characters, I deleted them. In case you want to submit a formal complaint, you can contact my lawyer at karenfromfinance@karen .com.
Having enough determination to waste many hours of your own life in pursuit of but too little discipline to actually accomplish the thing is an interesting affliction of the persona. LOL.
"Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results"- NOT Albert Einstein
See I've been saying I perfectly fit that description for years, but my therapist unfortunately doesn't agree.