Rework Thief Elixir

Thief Elixir - Buy this item from Miki (5,000 mesos).
A special elixir for Thieves. Gives +9 Accuracy and +15 Avoidability for 8 minutes.

Has anyone, in the entire history of this game and its private servers, EVER bought this thing on purpose?
Assuming the answer is no, I figured it would be nice to give this purple potion a purpose.
I have three reworks in mind, and any one of them could cause people to actually buy the damn thing.

Rework 1: Have the potion grant some Speed and Jump instead of what it currently provides. A predictable set of values would be +20 Speed, +10 Jump. To make it more distinguished from the farmable Smores, the Jump could be raised to something like +12 Jump. This rework could reduce the need for Haste in OPQ and MPQ.

Rework 2: Have Thief Elixirs take upon the +20 Avoidability from Archer Elixir, and have Archer Elixirs instead grant a favorable amount of Accuracy. The increase could be any value from +15 Accuracy to +35 Accuracy to make Archer Elixirs distinguished from Sniper Pills and Amorian Baskets, but the predictable value would be +20 Accuracy.

Rework 3: Change the cost to 3,750 mesos or less. Boring!

Addendum: Dexterity Pill adds +10 Avoidability.