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hi everyone!! it's valentines szn so time to ruin some lives!!!! maplelegends hide ur sons

today i present: KINKS SIMP SERVICE ​

There are 2 main sources of inspiration that have led me to kickstart this venture:
1. I only have 4.1mil and I ran my previous sugar daddy dry
2. bumpz paid for my petris leech with him bc it was the only way to make sure I didnt leave his char

I have decided to fully capitalise on this idea, so here is my revolutionary business proposal, an offer that u simply cannot refuse, in fact the greatest opportunity of ur lifetime: I will sit with ur char in the FM for the low price of only 500k/h (I honestly don't think im that cheap, so consider this as charity)

For my poorer simps seeking more economic options, I have an alternative pricing plan of 100k/h to sit with my mules

For my lowkey psycho bitches that have their mans simping for somebody else, do not worry::: i will help u homewreck them. For 1mil/h, I will sit next to ur mans and cockblock everybody else trying to sit next to them while u r offline
In the event that someone else is already sitting next to them, I will sit between them (surcharge of 500k)

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Additional services:
1. Out of FM options
A different map can be arranged, additional charges if it's in a god forsaken place like Magatia

2. Girlfriend package (5mil/h)
This includes a smega like: "ilysm my handsome king (ur ign)". I will pretend to enjoy my conversations with u, and u have the option of being addressed as either "pogchamp" or "daddy". Customisable pet names can be arranged. I'll wear a ring if you send it

3. Mule services
For my sweatlords, I'll be uwur pocket si/tl... but do not rely on me... i am here to provide my mere presence alone.. deaths (it will happen..) are outside of my liability
500k/sign, 500k/rav, 500k/papu, 500k/apq, 1mil/sign+cwk room, 1mil/gpq, 1mil/zak, 1mil/krex, 2mil/all NTs. if u take too long i WILL crystal out

Ground rules:
1. Do not expect me to engage in conversation with u (apart from gf package). i do not have the emotional capacity to feign interest.
2. I have full control over which offers to accept.. u cant even pay me 5mil/h to sit with some of yall o.o brandy

How it works:
1. Send me the activity + location + date & time (in GMT +8) + ign

I am not good at much but i am very good at sitting in silence and doing absolutely nothing for prolonged periods of time. i do that while bossing too but im not sure why people start yelling at me.
the dedication i have to my craft is unrivalled. i have been sitting for 46 hours with the sole motive of simping

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the hours are longer than this, but i haven't installed rev2 so i've been dc-ing... one day when i install rev2 i vow to take my revenge by sitting on henesys & amoria bench in every cc.

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