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S> 0 eph leech

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Kinks, Mar 31, 2022.

  1. Kinks
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    Kinks Horny Mushroom

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    hi everyone!! it's valentines szn so time to ruin some lives!!!! maplelegends hide ur sons
    today i present: :heart: KINKS SIMP SERVICE :heart:

    There are 2 main sources of inspiration that have led me to kickstart this venture:
    1. I only have 4.1mil and I ran my previous sugar daddy dry
    2. bumpz paid for my petris leech with him bc it was the only way to make sure I didnt leave his char

    I have decided to fully capitalise on this idea, so here is my revolutionary business proposal, an offer that u simply cannot refuse, in fact the greatest opportunity of ur lifetime: I will sit with ur char in the FM for the low price of only 500k/h (I honestly don't think im that cheap, so consider this as charity)

    For my poorer simps seeking more economic options, I have an alternative pricing plan of 100k/h to sit with my mules

    For my lowkey psycho bitches that have their mans simping for somebody else, do not worry::: i will help u homewreck them. For 1mil/h, I will sit next to ur mans and cockblock everybody else trying to sit next to them while u r offline
    In the event that someone else is already sitting next to them, I will sit between them (surcharge of 500k)
    [​IMG]
    [​IMG]
    Additional services:
    1. Out of FM options
    A different map can be arranged, additional charges if it's in a god forsaken place like Magatia

    2. Girlfriend package (5mil/h)
    This includes a smega like: "ilysm my handsome king (ur ign)". I will pretend to enjoy my conversations with u, and u have the option of being addressed as either "pogchamp" or "daddy". Customisable pet names can be arranged. I'll wear a ring if you send it

    3. Mule services
    For my sweatlords, I'll be uwur pocket si/tl... but do not rely on me... i am here to provide my mere presence alone.. deaths (it will happen..) are outside of my liability
    500k/sign, 500k/rav, 500k/papu, 500k/apq, 1mil/sign+cwk room, 1mil/gpq, 1mil/zak, 1mil/krex, 2mil/all NTs. if u take too long i WILL crystal out

    Ground rules:
    1. Do not expect me to engage in conversation with u (apart from gf package). i do not have the emotional capacity to feign interest.
    2. I have full control over which offers to accept.. u cant even pay me 5mil/h to sit with some of yall o.o brandy

    How it works:
    1. Send me the activity + location + date & time (in GMT +8) + ign

    I am not good at much but i am very good at sitting in silence and doing absolutely nothing for prolonged periods of time. i do that while bossing too but im not sure why people start yelling at me.
    the dedication i have to my craft is unrivalled. i have been sitting for 46 hours with the sole motive of simping
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    the hours are longer than this, but i haven't installed rev2 so i've been dc-ing... one day when i install rev2 i vow to take my revenge by sitting on henesys & amoria bench in every cc.

    :star::star::star: REVIEWS :star::star::star:
     
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  2. Mott
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    Mott Supervisor Supervisor Game Moderator

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    Maya's House
    7:54 PM
    NightShadow, CannotAim, Mattato, Mottini
    Night Lord
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    Spirit
    Can confirm, she provides good service OnionF6

    Screen Shot 2022-03-31 at 11.19.49 AM.png

    I would like to purchase option 2
     
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  3. carebu
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    carebu Brown Teddy

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    carebu
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    Can confirm she provides a service. Also B>
     
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  4. fengstar
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    fengstar Orange Mushroom

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    jump on this opportunity before it's gone boys and girls......
     
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  5. OP
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    Kinks
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    Kinks Horny Mushroom

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    [​IMG]
    my first, albeit shady, customer!!! another day, another satisfied client!!!!
    [​IMG]
     
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  6. clouddd
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    clouddd Blue Snail

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    11:54 AM
    Clouddd
    Bishop, Bowmaster
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    Elluelians
    Upgrading my gears? Scrolling? Buying pots? No. I’ve spent everything that I had, on this service. 10 months of progress, hours of grinding and bossing, and here is my honest review.

    This service is highly NOT recommended. Ever since I made my purchase of the very service, I have grown overly attached to Kinks, and due to the nature of her service I could not get the attention I needed, making me extremely frustrated, therefore, I am going to grind harder, such that I can continue to afford this service that god has bestowed to us, and, none of you should purchase this service because Kinks will be mine and mine alone. Also can I get a meso loan pls pm ign Clouddd
    [​IMG][​IMG]
     
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  7. ooShawnyoo
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    ooShawnyoo Dark Stone Golem

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    Montreal
    10:54 PM
    Frenzied
    You should provide some examples of your character's looks, maybe a few different sets as an additional service so we can choose how you look.
     
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  8. Precel
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    Precel Zakum Retired Staff

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    she is very good at afk-ing (not to be confused with af-king which would cost extra) with her clients. She even maintains a healthy distance which i found out after I slowly inched closer to her 2 hours into afk-ing with her. I usually buy the service when i'm doing my homework because it helps me stay motivated knowing that there is a girl waiting for me. I also do my work a lot quicker because I
    need time to farm to be able to afford her services, but that's no problem because i have some savings from afk-farm-ing at GS2 alone (i do not recommend). my birthday is coming up so i'm planning to sell my gears to celebrate the weekend with her and all of her mules at a private and a luxurious map. Also i send her some messages on discord to which she doesn't respond to but also she haven't blocked me yet so yeah i'm pretty happy. Also please make a package for afk-ing with me in my mini game room, I want everyone to think we're playing omok together please i'll clean out my storage to pay for it.
     
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  9. Edann
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    Edann Slimy Retired Staff

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    WHAT DO YOU MEAN GOD FORSAKEN

    MAGATIA IS WHERE SAND COMES FROM

    ur fake


    I'll whisp u ingame to schedule thanks
     
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  10. zeroxlr
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    zeroxlr Windraider

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    7:54 PM
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    Beginner, Camper, Islander
    w... will there be different outfit choices?

    Will the service be in skimpy Donor Outfits/Bikini? Or will it only be wearing Vote Cash outfits that any AFK smexy Blood Washed SI/TL mules can wear?
    • can't be buying low class services for pro-service prices
    • The SI/TL mule best be able to tank! How am I supposed to see smexy pixels if you're in a barrel !?

    Also... the chairs that you'll be sitting in... will it be LAST SEASON? or THIS SEASON UWU chairs?
    • Donor Chairs don't count!
    • Non-Event Hair/Faces don't count either!
    If you UWU in the streets, you better be UWU in the sheets.

    • ALSO it best be on BOTH-Sides of my character LIKE THIS:

    upload_2022-3-31_13-29-12.png

    For 5m/per hour... SMH

    High
    Rollers have High Standards LOL
    • Hourly package better have some Buyer Protections in case of Seller DC, otherwise it'd be scams LOL
     

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  11. Nickolas
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    Nickolas Slime

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    You had me at "pogchamp"
     
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  12. Eminence
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    Eminence Mushmom

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    100% recommend her services. Kinks's simping skills is a notch above that of all other maple hoes. She can sit in FM for hours without standing while whispering you the latest gossips from all over maplelegends. If you still aren't convinced, she'll even throw in extra minutes to hangout longer! Definitely S+ service right here. Leech lasts an hour but your memories with Kinks will last a lifetime. Don't hesitate and get the girlfriend package now.
     
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  13. Soniii
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    Soniii Mixed Golem

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    Beaters
    Cringe
     
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  14. Ainz
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    Ainz Zakum

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    So many I keep forgetting
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    I hate how this is genuinely gonna make you a lot of meso
     
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  15. Lin
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    Lin Headless Horseman

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    Linny,BangHero,Carbide
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    this grill really got prankd by a frog grill and said 'just watch me bitch'
     
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  16. jellyfruit
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    jellyfruit Red Snail

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    Just received the best 0 eph leech from Kinks! Greatly recommended for wholesomeness and first timers.

    Host (っ◔◡◔)っ

    Wholesomeness ๑(◕‿◕)๑

    Great outfits o(≧▽≦)o


    EPH

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    Use my promocode: SOL69 for a chance to win 10% off T&C applies!!!

    TRUELY THE BEST LEECH IVE RECEIVED.
     
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