Peak ML struggles journal,.,

so listen.... i do a lot of dumb things... some of yall know me from my gtop struggle w counting darts.... so i thought i would make a journal...... and i hav shadowplay on so its easy for me to get screenshots

10/12/2020 (Today): In the morning i hosted afk svc zak n i kept seeing "1 dmg, 1 dmg, 783 dmg" in the middle of all the lines towards my side but i ignored it bc i thought the bm had a lot of int or smtg... only halfway thru arms i realised that it was ME.... n it was bc i forgot to equip a new helm aft booming my scar... (i went for a scar run before that n looted 2 helms but managed to somehow fail 6 30s.... not only m i dumb i m also unlucky....)



Also!! The reason i said "I LOST MY KNUCKLE" was bc i actually lost my wa99 kc before.. idk whr it is to this day.... i think i threw it away instead of equipping it... or mayb i npc-ed it like i npc-ed my dex 10 earrings... kekw...

This was the first run that broke my 100% afk svc host pass streak :~((( the bish dc-ed so i guess that played a part, but our usual time is <30 min clear (aka its fine even if 1 bish dcs after ress), n this time it took 33mins... so... think we still couldve made it if i didnt throw tbh... lucky i ran w friends...

In the afternoon i hosted a 3.5 man guild cwk (i was the 0.5man...) and died on my hs mule during totem stage bc of multi-client bug that made me run to the right. At boss i was being rly sweaty by using bucc to kill mage while dispelling using hs mule (FINISHED W 15+ MINS LEFT POGGERSSSS), but i died bc i forgot mg...

As u can see... i ran cwk on my hs mule 5 times n have 5 deaths...

BUT IT IS FINE!!! BC!!! i only bring her as the 3rd back up hs in case our 2 bishes dc!! no flame ty

Also this ravana death reminds me of smtg from 3 weeks back,,.. i only run rav with (HOW DO I TAG LINY) nd while i was streaming he died while he was leader n we both forgot that it would mean getting kicked out of map aft 10 mins...

Exhibit A: MOMENTS BEFORE DISASTER...........



yes i did a cow cosplay...

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I guess since this is the first post i'll backlog a bit from this week!!

7/12/2020:

walking into bigfoot cos i was bz shitposting n didnt pay attention (for the record idk if blob rly has perf skis its just what everyone has been telling me so thats what i call him...)



dropping my 5wa mon cos i got dared to





my dks also tried to trick me into believing warrior room was bugged bc i called them slow so they just... stayed there... until 6 mins left... they kept asking me to @gm n i almost fell for it... no screenshots cos i was genuinely facing a secret CRISIS while pretending to be all stronk n sayin shit like "hahahha yall must b lying to me hahahah"

they said their mobs were "un-roarable" n sent me proof on discord since i was skeptical but like IDK WHAT WARRIOR ROOM LOOKS LIKE so ?? ? ??? ?? ????? while i was like "i know yall r capping" i was also mildly internally freaking out...



8/12/2020:

Organised 3.5 man guild cwk and my boss was only 1/8 down while everyone elses was more than 1/2 down... bye kms..... i m literally a pirate sign... not even a si mule bc no one else needs si...



9/12/2012:

context: heu smega-ed: "whisper kinks ur fav kink <3" right before i smega-ed s> afk zhelms...



AND SEE HOW EVERYONE LIKES LYING TO ME... i asked if anyone needed ciders and my hero said he needed it so i went to buy it.... completely forgetting he has rage... and i went to the HH store to buy it before realising i forgot to do preqs on that char... so....... x2 fail


and no screenshots for this but... i generally forget to instruct my MoN buyers and my team always carries me in being their tour guide... (tq friends!!) i once left a buyer 2 maps away before realising... so i kept forgetting the buyer literally EVERY stage (including first stage whr u have to press up at secret portal) and at penultimate stage (aka rooms) i was like "OK I WILL SIT NEXT TO U SO I DONT FORGET AB U!!" and guess what... i forgot ab him n upped n left...

then during boss stage i forgot to tell him to go down and... i summoned mage + pirate on top of him... thank god he survived.... DONT B AFRAID TO BUY MON FROM ME OK we have 4 resses and my guildmates are more responsible than me so they'll take care of u ;-;

As u can see i do smtg dumb every day!! and i havent been actively taking note tbh i just go through my shadowplay, im p sure if i actually record what ive been doing it would b way more than this....

Also i really have no idea what to do in forums in terms of formatting/tagging/ADDING IMAGES??? (thx 4 tech support marc) nd i'll slowly figure that out.. my first forum post had a poll with options "NIL" and "NIL" cos i didnt know u could just.. not... no flame pl0x m girl...

 

i thought "There may be more posts after this" meant that... u were expecting much more Struggles,, from me... before i realised it was automated reply...
thank u tree justin 4 ur support i luv u

 

no dont worri it was just banter <333 they r my friends!!

 

i hate u i just realised its u.... i hate u so much i cant believe i got baited again... every comment ive posted so far is jsut highlighting how dumb i m.... hi everyone else... if u guys didnt notice (like me...) hes literally the dk in the ss...

 

im not falling for it twice.. STOP SCHEMING AGAINST ME

 

NO in fact i was ready to LOSE IT ALL while making this post... im probably perma banned from pub runs now if they read the things i do

 

i thought i was sweaty but i realised u were the one streaming for 24h so why dont U link me ur towels

 

learnt from the best leadingface:

 

not anymore >:~(