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Recruiting Pasta - Toxic, elitist sweatlords only

Discussion in 'Guilds' started by akashsky, Jan 24, 2022.

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  1. akashsky
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    akashsky Horntail

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    Hi and welcome to the Pasta recruitment thread.

    About our guild:
    Pasta is a guild of toxic, elitist, sweat lords who's main goal is to progress and push our mushroom game to its limits.

    Preferred Qualifications:
    -Equipment on your main character should have value equal to or greater than 40 white scrolls
    -Your main character's level should be at least 180
    -You should have at least 1 useful bossing mule and be able to multiclient proficiently

    Application Format:
    Under range, please list the gear of your main character along with details on how it was obtained.
    (the more details the better, scrolled / bought / donated, etc)
    Main Character (IGN / Job / Level / HP / MP):
    Range / Magic with maple warrior only:
    Other Wealth (Investments, chairs, coins, etc):
    Mules (any character that you have used for progression):
    How you make your mesos:
    Reason(s) for joining Pasta:
    Goal(s) while in Pasta:
    Forum Link:

    Application Format:
    If you are an attacker, please include your weapon, cape, and gloves under range.
    If you are a mage, please include your weapon, earrings, and gloves under range.
    Preferred Name:
    IGN:
    Forum Link:
    Job:
    Level & HP:
    Range (or magic) with maple warrior only:
    Relevant mules:
    Timezone:
    How you make your mesos:
    Reason(s) for joining Pasta:
    Goal(s) while in Pasta:
    Previous guild(s):
    Reason(s) for leaving your previous guild:

    Tips
    -to get your forum link, just click on your forum name in the top right corner in the home page:
    upload_2022-1-23_18-50-10.png
    Example, my forum link is: https://forum.maplelegends.com/index.php?members/akashsky.8900/

    -Please be as detailed as possible in your application, for name please put whatever you prefer to go by in game.

    -Please post the completed application in this thread, or feel free to DM it to one of our juniors listed below on discord:
    Skarmory#8518
    isac#3294
    gia#7780
    noob#3928
    oradious#0920
    em#3738

    All applications are reviewed by the entire guild.

    Credits
    Thanks to rogue for the application template
     
    Last edited: Apr 29, 2023
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    IGN:soni
    Forum Link:soni
    Job:night lord
    Level & HP:166 16k hp
    Range (or magic) with maple warrior only: I think it’s around 2500?
    Relevant mules: kappaaqueen the first ht mule who is an absolute goat. Ask shitmory about her
    Timezone: central
    How you make your mesos: sitting in fm waiting for people to quit so I can yoink it hehe. Or get 40b of assets for free
    Reason(s) for joining Pasta: I want to be one of the bests
    Goal(s) while in Pasta: slay the bean
    Previous guild(s): beaters animals meaters heir vivid and basic
    Reason(s) for leaving your previous guild: they constantly call me a shit jr especially @kardia
     
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    You know me too well skar. It’s been 4 years!!
     
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    mr johnson Red Snail

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    Application Format:
    If you are an attacker, please include your weapon, cape, and gloves under range.
    If you are a mage, please include your weapon, earrings, and gloves under range.
    Preferred Name: dwayne the rock johnson of the johnson clan
    IGN: dwayne
    Forum Link: idk what this means [link]
    Job: pally
    Level & HP: high
    Range (or magic) with maple warrior only: im a pally so i don't think im range
    Relevant mules: n/a
    Timezone: im American but also a degen so you can call me mr. worldwide
    How you make your mesos: i get an allowance from my current guild master but occasionally i make a good roll
    Reason(s) for joining Pasta: many
    Goal(s) while in Pasta: to join the greatest guild yet!
    Previous guild(s): let's leave the past in the past
    Reason(s) for leaving your previous guild: pls refer to "Reason(s) for joining Pasta"
     
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    Do chair stonks count as equipment? Asking for a friend
     
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    server wipe can't come soon enough
     
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    F/P Arch Mage, Bishop, Corsair
    do you accept pasta characters?
     
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    Linny,BangHero,Carbide
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    Bonk
    this made my day
     
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    Preferred Name: The FitnessGram PACER
    IGN: The FitnessGram PACER Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The test is used to measure a student's aerobic capacity as part of the FitnessGram assessment. Students run back and forth as many times as they can, each lap signaled by a beep sound.
    Forum Link: Come on man just click to the left of this post
    Job: Unemployed
    Level & HP:
    Range (or magic) with maple warrior only:
    I'm not a maple warrior :(
    Relevant mules: Yes, ign Nightz
    Timezone: Nighttime, preferably
    How you make your mesos: Unsolicited nudes
    Reason(s) for joining Pasta: new, rich targets for my unsolicited nudes
    Goal(s) while in Pasta: Take all your hexamage mesos for myself and try to fund my GMS career
    Previous guild(s): Yeah
    Reason(s) for leaving your previous guild: Not really
     
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    IGN: Hiyo
    Forum Link: Link
    Job: Superior Mage (good thing I deleted my 197 inferior mage)
    Level & HP: 183, 4k
    Range (or magic) with maple warrior only: 1400ish
    Relevant mules: Jake, jaake and Erenyeager
    Timezone: shittiest timezone for this server, all runs are like 5AM for me anyways :mad: (ST +3 KekHands)
    How you make your mesos: gach hoarding 500+ tickets waiting for the next gach buff, soloing zak with my mules using 3 pcs and 6 hands
    Reason(s) for joining Pasta: unite with my dear 8TEEN8TEEN
    Goal(s) while in Pasta: live up to my reputation that precedes me
    Previous guild(s): beaters, sharters, halcyon (spelling?), muse, basic, kyoto, essence
    Reason(s) for leaving your previous guild: to join SoniiiSoniii by being the best
     
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    HiyoHiyo SoniiiSoniii AinzAinz mr johnsonmr johnson
    Thank you for your applications, they have been a pleasure to read, and I am sure the community feels the same! Unfortunately all of you have missed out on one or more of the instructions so we will be rejecting all of these.

    Sadly chairs do not count as equipment. However, if you are an early chair investor/collector, I congratulate you on your massive gains - perhaps you should consider selling some to fund your character.

    Having a "pasta character" is not something we consider when reviewing a guild application. All we care about is how toxic, elitist, and sweaty you are.
     
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    Application Format:
    If you are an attacker, please include your weapon, cape, and gloves under range.
    If you are a mage, please include your weapon, earrings, and gloves under range.
    Preferred Name: Dami.
    IGN: Ferluci
    Forum Link: https://forum.maplelegends.com/index.php?members/ferlucio.12671/
    Job: Bishop
    Level & HP: 181, 4,9k HP clean. 27843 MP clean I also have an upcoming BM it's now level 152 but I'll just include it for further reference. I also got a future Hero, is level 57 now.

    Bishop:

    Range (or magic) with maple warrior only: 1368.
    Weapon: 171TMA Ele wand 6
    Earrings: 32TMA Single Earring
    Gloves: 21TMA Red Marker
    Face: 15 int.
    Overall: 28int.
    shield: 27tma
    I don't have INT shoes or HTP yet am sorry. I use 14TMA MON.

    'Attacker':
    Bluetech, level 152 BM. (maybe it was 151 idk I leveled this week)
    HP (clean) 11476
    MP (clean) 6822

    I have the ability to stale wash up to 17.7k HP clean. which means 18.7k with MBR10 and 30k with HB. But I don't have to tell you that.
    Range (MW20): 4249 - 5207
    Weapon: 125att, 2 avoid Nisrock
    Cape: 9 att PGC
    Gloves: 13 att Yellow Marker

    Relevant mules: Level 154 Hermit as MU. IGN: Aschtra
    Timezone: EU
    How you make your mesos: I kill Goby. I killed well over 4-5 million Goby in my career.
    Reason(s) for joining Pasta: I used to be in an Elite, Sweaty guild called Beaters. I wasn't allowed to be in there anymore. So now I get back at them by joining another sweaty guild.
    Goal(s) while in Pasta: To kill 10 million Goby.
    Previous guild(s): [p]erion, Beaters, Funk, Staff
    Reason(s) for leaving your previous guild: Not really a specific reason. Just want to try how other guilds work, meet new people.

    Do I have 40WS in gear?
    I'm not sure TBH. How much do you price a WS? 210-220M right now?
    So average 215m, I need 8.6b.
    I'm putting all my (tradeable) gear in this list for u to decide:

    15 int White Raccoon Mask
    28 int Bathrobe for Men'
    32TMA (12int) Single Earring
    27TMA (9int) Maple Shield
    21TMA Red Marker (12int)
    21int Crimsonheart cloak
    171TMA (10int) Wand 6.

    9dex 9 avoid Rat Mouth
    7str 8 dex Elemental Pierce
    125att, 2 avoid Nisrock
    2str 17 dex Red Wing Boots
    13 att Yellow MArker
    9 att PGC
    32str, 6dex Blue Arzuna (stop giggling I see u)
    2str, 2dex 2 slot goggles.

    Think I go close. I also got 300m in mesos.

    Please dont let my staff function scare you.
     
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    Idk ur sounding kinda poor dami
     
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    lol
     
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    Application denied. Reason: leveling a hero
     
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    Application Format:
    If you are an attacker, please include your weapon, cape, and gloves under range.
    If you are a mage, please include your weapon, earrings, and gloves under range.
    Preferred Name:
    IGN: Beasee, Melania, Jubi
    Forum Link: n/a
    Job: Pogshad, pepesair, ABGbishop
    Level & HP: 200 186 196 (9k, 17k, 6k)
    Range (or magic) with maple warrior only:
    Shad range: 9.1k
    Sair range: 6.5k

    Weapons:
    138 wa Kanzir (c/o 3b KEKW)
    35wa dkhanjar (c/o 2.1b PRADA but knowing how he lowballs, it's likely 4b+)
    23wa BWG (15b?)
    16wa PGC (6b?)

    114 DFR (4b+?)

    Bishop tma: 148x

    32 TMA earrings (700m?)
    27 TMA gloves (1b+?)
    184 TMA ele wand 6 (700m?)
    27 TMA shield (700m?)
    8 int yss (600m?)
    21 int cape (300m?)
    23 int br (300m?)

    Chair collection worth: 4-5b
    79wa DGS reserved for my budding NL (2b-ish)
    30 untradable white scrolls and 2 untradable chaos scrolls in storage KEKW

    Relevant mules: too many
    Timezone: PST/ SGT
    How you make your mesos: multi mage, skele leech, 6x daily HT, eating doordash in Pink Bean
    Reason(s) for joining Pasta: idgaf really I'm just here to flex Pepeclown
    Goal(s) while in Pasta: to toxicfunny react every post
    Previous guild(s): Beaters (not leaving), GodDuckNess (best quack guild), Kyoto (Weebs unite), Crowns (clowns?)
    Reason(s) for leaving your previous guild: not leaving KEKW I'm parking my pepe NL in pasta later to white Shitzoni and Shitmory

    Actually after writing this post I don't wanna join anymore I just wanna flex that shitlords and sweaty players can exist outside of Pasta too. I wasted countless hours on this game and amassed 35b+ in gear R>Pogpogchamp discord ;)
     
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    IMG_3906.jpg
     
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    The current memes and jokes being posted in this thread are all fine, but please do not escalate them into attacks on other players - it would be a tragedy to have this thread shut down by staff.

    Thank you for your detailed application and effort to follow all instructions! Unfortunately we feel as though your goals are not ambitious enough and your assets do not technically meet the requirement (only gear on the main is considered). We also do not like that your reason for wanting to join pasta is to get back at beaters - hence we are going with a rejection.
     
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